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Speaking of too many candidates, its time for our series that looks at the tougher questions facing fshl hopefuls on the campaign trail 2016. roll tape, tape rollers. ♪ >> coming up this week on the campaign trail 2016, hillary clinton returns to alaska, but what did her husband say to her after reading holly madisons new book "down the rabbit hole." >> he says to me i had no idea how bad it was. >> plus, can chris christie abstain from playing angry birds while at work or did his iphone stop ...

Speaking of too many candidates, its time for our series that looks at the tougher questions facing fshl hopefuls on the campaign trail 2016. roll tape, tape rollers. ♪ >> coming up this week on the campaign trail 2016, hillary clinton returns to alaska, but what did her husband say to her after reading holly madisons new book "down the rabbit hole." >> he says to me i had no idea how bad it was. >> plus, can chris christie abstain from playing angry birds while at work or did his iphone stop ...

>> we wont get into that. piers morgan wondered on his show whether the portly chris christie could follow barack obama into the white house. roll tape, tape rollers. >> he is a perfect physical specimen in many peoples eyes. does it matter and he likes cheese burgers and beer and it appears to be a straight talker. >> she is not creeped out by that at all. was he this stupid in england or was he dropped on the plane? >> you know he is a friend of mine. you know the reason i wrote my last book i...

Will the marketing ploy bring box office joy? i speak of a prank video created to generate buzz for the upcoming "carrie" remake that hits thee tears -- that hits theaters this week. a man spills coffee on a young woman who then uses her tele kinetic power to scare the crap out of unwitting customers. lets roll some tape, tape rollers. >> $4.50. >> oh my god! >> im sorry. >> you just ruined my stuff. >> get some napkins and clean it up. it will be fine.

Will the marketing ploy bring box office joy? i speak of a prank video created to generate buzz for the upcoming "carrie" remake that hits thee tears -- that hits theaters this week. a man spills coffee on a young woman who then uses her tele kinetic power to scare the crap out of unwitting customers. lets roll some tape, tape rollers. >> $4.50. >> oh my god! >> im sorry. >> you just ruined my stuff. >> get some napkins and clean it up. it will be fine.

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Class. it shows emily hughes striping while eating a banana followed by a stuffed animal getting impaled by ninjas against the backdrop of 9/11 and nazi germany footage. i do this all the time with pab. roll tape, tape rollers. >> is that a banana? >> yes. >> oh my god. >> oh my god. >> in order to learn quantum mechanics you erase all of the garbage from your brain and you start over again. quantum mechanics is nothing

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>> and a master at impression. >> michelle bachman came on "red eye"? >> yes, she was great. >> we are wanting to hire a clean lady named josie and i put a tool belt on. >> are we watching the village people review? >> he did a great job. he is moving in with me now. >> the recession brings people together. from employment to annoy meant , thats a word, i believe. it better be or the intern who wrote this is dead. she awoke to a practical joke, a dark one at that. roll tape, tape rollers. >> so ...

It is an image that scared a nation. the single worst moment of super bowl 45, and perhaps since the world began. it happened at a luxury sky box during the game. it was so awful i am going to make you watch it again right now. roll tape, tape rollers. >> alex rodriguez and cameron diaz. >> i wonder if it looks any better in slow motion? >> no, it doesnt. >> meanwhile, in other food news, the obamas showed why being a government is so cool. listen to new dietary guidelines about eating less salt...