Do you believe these guys . laughter godzilla the usual . What have you been up to . growling hey i was watching that im good. Donald trump has destroyed. Donald trump is destroying. Donald trump is destroying. He will destroy. grunts its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight impeach goes on plus conan obrien and curtis 50 cent jackson interview stephen. And james corden. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey nice to see you good work wooo thank you, everybody. Please, have a seat, everybody. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause its the first day of november, and here in new york, there is a chill in the air. Because donald trump is coming to town. The president will reportedly be here tomorrow to attend a u. F. C. Fight. Trumps a big fan of ultimate fighting. He loves being in a room where someones face is more swollen t
That i in my great and unmatched wisdom consider to be off limits, i will totally destroy and obliterate the economy of turkey. [ laughter ] that would be reassuring if you ever considered anything off limits [ laughter ] you had sex with a porn star, you partied with Jeffrey Epstein and you drive your golf cart on the green. [ laughter ] the only way youll stop turkey is if they try to get your tax returns. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause obliterate, obliterate. President trump reportedly told House Republicans on a private call yesterday that impeachment is a, quote, bad thing to have on your resume. [ laughter ] dude, do you really think your next jobs gonna require a resume wow, it says here you were president of the United States [ laughter ] we really like the see that kind of ambition at kinkos. [ laughter ] lawyers for the whistleblower responsible for the initial complaint about President Trumps contact with ukraine revealed this weekend that they are now representing multi
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