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No Man Required Kate has had it with men – all men – until, that is, a certain someone turns up at the party… I made the decision at 2.33am precisely, which is a stupid time to make any decision because nothing is working properly at that time. My mind was, of course, but my brain was strangely dormant, and common sense definitely in a coma. Most normal people are asleep at 2.33 in the morning, but if you can’t sleep you might as well plan the rest of your life. Forty is a sort of cross...

Because @FabDLT_ is right. What is the difference between sleeping with a dealer for the neurochemical hit of weed and sleeping with any man for the neurochemical hit of textual validation? All relationships are transactional, and once your mind is open to that truth, your life can truly begin. You think I’d be in the Guardian without sleeping with the Career man for Career? Get real. 2. Great Aussie Batsmen, by The Grub I’m famously known to say that all comedy can be broken down into two...