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September 13, 2015
Tranquilizer at her. but misses. soon after, the chimp spots her owners van. >> i opened the doors of the van or the chimp went inside the van. >> thats where runaround sues adventure ends, for now. >> it all ended well. very well. except for the car. >> the chimps tirade on the squad car cost the kansas city police department about $2,000 and it cost sergeant bloomquist a little policeman pride. >> what im dealing with now are names like monkey boy, gorilla boy, johnny b., king of the jungle, w...
July 5, 2015
>> sue heads for the trees. animal control fires a tranquilizer at her. but misses. soon after, the chimp spots her owners van. >> i opened the doors of the van or the chimp went inside the van. >> thats where runaround sues adventure ends, for now. >> it all ended well. very well. except for the car. >> the chimps tirade on the squad car cost the kansas city police department about $2,000 and it cost sergeant bloomquist a little policeman pride. >> what im dealing with now are names like monkey...
April 25, 2015
Tranquilizer at her. but misses. soon after, the chimp spots her owners van. >> i opened the doors of the van or the chimp went inside the van. >> thats where runaround sues adventure ends, for now. >> it all ended well. very well. except for the car. >> the chimps tirade on the squad car cost the kansas city police department about $2,000 and it cost sergeant bloomquist a little policeman pride. >> what im dealing with now are names like monkey boy, gorilla boy, johnny b., king of the jungle, w...
February 28, 2015
Tranquilizer at her. but misses. soon after, the chimp spots her owners van. >> i opened the doors of the van or the chimp went inside the van. >> thats where runaround sues adventure ends, for now. >> it all ended well. very well. except for the car. >> the chimps tirade on the squad car cost the kansas city police department about $2,000 and it cost sergeant bloomquist a little policeman pride. >> what im dealing with now are names like monkey boy, gorilla boy, johnny b., king of the jungle, w...
December 21, 2014
>> sue heads for the trees. animal control fires a tranquilizer at her but misses. soon after, the chimp spots her owners van. >> i opened the doors of the van or the chimp went inside the van. >> thats where runaround sues adventure ends, for now. >> it all ended well, very well. except for the car. >> the chimps tirade on the squad car cost the kansas city police department about $2,000 and it cost sergeant bloomquist a little policeman pride. >> what im dealing with now are names like monkey ...
January 19, 2014
Tranquilizer at her. but misses. soon after, the chimp spots her owners van. >> i opened the doors of the van or the chimp went inside the van. >> thats where runaround sues adventure ends, for now. >> it all ended well. very well. except for the car. >> the chimps tirade on the squad car cost the kansas city police department about $2,000 and it cost sergeant bloomquist a little policeman pride. >> what im dealing with now are names like monkey boy, gorilla boy, johnny b., king of the jungle, w...
June 29, 2013
Animal control fires a tranquilizer at her but misses. soon after, the chimp spots her owners van. >> i opened the doors to the van, and the chimp went inside the van. >> and thats where run-around sus adventure ends, for now. >> it all ended well. very well. except for the car. >> the chimps tirade on the squad car cost the kansas city police department about $2,000. and it cost sergeant bloomquist a little policeman pride. >> what im dealing with now are names like monkey boy, gorilla boy, joh...
March 31, 2013
>> i opened the doors of the van or the chimp went inside the van. >> thats where runaround sues adventure ends, for now. >> it all ended well. very well. except for the car. >> the chimps tirade on the squad car cost the kansas city police department about $2,000 and it cost sergeant bloomquist a little policeman pride. >> what im dealing with now are names like monkey boy, gorilla boy, johnny b., king of the jungle, which honestly, i kind of like that one, or bubbles bloomquist. >> sue gets a ...
February 3, 2013
>> after breaking the windshield, sue decides shes had enough fun and wanders off. >> we exited the police car. we had other officers that were arriving at that time and we then began to follow the chimp. >> sue heads for the trees. animal control fires a tranquilizer at her. but misses. soon after, the chimp spots her owners van. >> i opened the doors of the van or the chimp went inside the van. >> thats where runaround sues adventure ends, for now. >> it all ended well. very well. except for t...
May 6, 2012
Arriving at that time and we then began to follow the chimp. >> sue heads for the trees. animal control fires a tranquilizer at her. but misses. soon after, the chimp spots her owners van. >> i opened the doors of the van or the chimp went inside the van. >> thats where runaround sues adventure ends, for now. >> it all ended well. very well. except for the car. >> the chimps tirade on the squad car cost the kansas city police department about $2,000 and it cost sergeant bloomquist a little polic...