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Heuermann. a boat crashed into the lake in missouri. all eight were injured. the driver was arrested for boating while intoxicated. thousands of juvenile toads crossing a road in utah leaving witnesses stunned. experts say its part of a mass migration that is completely natural triggered by excessive rain. just ahead, thousands of flee greece as wildfires rage on several islands. and who runs "oppenheimer" this weekend, dolls or doom? the answer just ahead. thing pro. allergic reactioions ...

Apple. what does it do? we dont know. and honestly, do you care? just rub your hands on it. see? youre happy. for now. but the darkness will find you once again, which is why were also introducing the new apple thing s. this fixes everything wrong with you, right? right. but soon, even this joy will pass, just like everything else you love, leaving you empty, cold and alone, with nothing and no one to hold on to, until the apple thing 2 and 2s and 3s, and of course, the apple thing pro. youll bu...