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Just want to share one personal note. I notice theres a guy in the audience named chuck who years ago taught me to powder my balls and i thank him for it. Thanks chuck. Hey were on the brink of a government shut down and congress are trying to hammer out some kind of agreement to keep the country open. Its amazing weve reached a point which north and south koreas have a better relationship than republicans and democrats. Republicans are saying the democrats are shutting the government down even ...

Just want to share one personal note. I notice theres a guy in the audience named chuck who years ago taught me to hey were on the brink of a government shut down and congress are trying to hammer out some kind of agreement to keepnd south koreas have a better relationship than republicans and democrats. Republicans are saying the democrats are shutting the government down even shut their computers down without paul ryans permission. But the republicans have done something that i think is bad. T...

Joe. Then they brought you g. I. Joe with kung fu grip. Now get ready for hasbros newest g. I. Joe character, cadet bonespurs. Awesome. He loved to charge bravely into battle. Its just that he has this thing with his heel which causes occasional minor foot pain. We must crush the enemy. Right, lets go get the bad guys. You go ahead. I have to ice my shins. Cadet bonespurs it will be the greatest fun you ever had playing soldier, or in his case avoiding playing soldier to date models. The rebel f...

Breeched the studio. Meteorologist susan. Whats the forecast look like . Were going to be cannibalized. A man is eating horse poop the end is near, from all of us at wnqx news, tonight. Stay tuned for young sheldon. Eagles announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, clair claire danes, Bernadette Peters, lil uzi vurt and jon batiste with stay human. Now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, thanks thank you...

Meteorologist susan. Whats the forecast look like . Were going to be cannibalized. A man is eating horse poop the end is near, from all of us at wnqx news, tonight. Stay tuned for young sheldon. Eagles announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, clair claire danes, Bernadette Peters, lil uzi vurt and jon batiste with stay human. Now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, thanks thank you so much, everybody l...

Mo and goldlink, and the legendary roots crew. Questlove 817 fort worth and eagles steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, it is so good to be home welcome what a welcome home. Welcome, everybody, to the tonight show. This is it, baby [ cheers and applause ] youre here oh, so happy to be here, guys. Heres people are talking about. Of course people are still excited and by people, i mean other people besides the roots. [ light laughter ] everyone are so excited a...

Here i am at my local coffee establishment. Hello id like a cap chino please. Great one cappacino and one giant bag of horse [ bleep ]. But i dont want a bag of horse [ bleep ]. Yeah its kind of a two for one thing. Oh. You want the cap, you also have to pay for the a giant bag of horse [ bleep ]. Jimmy what if i just want the cappucino. You start making demands like that i will shut down this establishment. You will shut down the store you work at. Yeah. Its absurd and scene. Thank you. [ cheer...

Joe. Then they brought you g. I. Joe with kung fu grip. Now get ready for hasbros newest g. I. Joe character, cadet bonespurs. Awesome. He loved to charge bravely into battle. Its just that he has this thing with his heel which causes occasional minor foot pain. We must crush the enemy. Right, lets go get the bad guys. You go ahead. I have to ice my shins. Cadet bonespurs it will be the greatest fun you ever had playing soldier, or in his case avoiding playing soldier to date models. The rebel f...

I notice theres a guy in the audience named chuck who years ago taught me to powder my balls and i thank him for it. Thanks chuck. Hey were on the brink of a government shut down and congress are trying to hammer out some kind of agreement to keep the country open. Its amazing weve reached a point which north and south koreas have a better relationship than republicans and democrats. Republicans are saying the democrats are shutting the government down even though the republicans are in control ...

Musical guest diplo featuring mo and goldlink, and the legendary roots crew. Questlove 817 fort worth and eagles steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, it is so good to be home welcome what a welcome home. Welcome, everybody, to the tonight show. This is it, baby [ cheers and applause ] youre here oh, so happy to be here, guys. Heres people are talking about. Of course people are still excited and by people, i mean other people besides the roots. [ light laught...