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Mr. and Mrs. Smith writer Simon Kinberg seems to have conceived the international spy movie as a female-fronted version of the Jason Bourne, Mission: Impossible, and James Bond franchises all rolled into one. But even with Jessica Chastain, Diane Kruger, Penélope Cruz, Lupita Nyong’o, and Fan Bingbing fighting as a team, a weak story and cheap filmmaking drag the movie down. In theaters Jan. 6.