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Whoa. travis in it made it. its amazing. oh is that traviss app? its pretty cool, isnt it? theres two of them. theyre multiplying. no, guys, its me. see, im real. im real! he thinks hes real. geico. over 75 years of savings and service. ♪ >> time for now -- what is it? time now for "one more thing." all day long i didnt have one. i was very frustrated. i saw that yesterday. i didnt like anything until i got this walrus workout video. check this out. he and his trainer, just doing a bunch of ab...

People have gotten sloppy. sagging jeans. whos going to clean the screen is what i want to know? >> jesse: the next time you go, what do you watch on the plane, dana? probably documentaries. you dont have that problem. youve never touched the screen. >> dana: i think there should be a penalty. i would ban him from air travel for five years. >> greg: point out he does have arms. we are not picking on somebody. >> jesse: thank you, greg. some people are very talented with their toes. they can pick...

>> greg: they will cut off your finger. >> capri: i watch as much "law & order: svu" about you do. i think theres an episode about this. we are not barnyard animals with a chip in our ear. >> jesse: speak for yourself. >> capri: i am. theres no way i would do this. >> jesse: what you say. go to concerts. >> dagen: we are having a debate about a type of implant that is useful that has a function when many people just get them for cosmetic purposes. you watch "law & order: svu." i watched botched....

And personality? we get left out. >> jesse: a friend voucher with some guy who moves the monitor with his toes. >> dana: we need a chip on those people. >> greg: somebody that you meet that you really like. >> jesse: what do you want to watch? does it surprise you? >> dagen: no, it doesnt surprise nadel. talk about the vouching system. i think now when you have -- this is how people vouching ive never done any online stuff because frankly ive been in the public eye for too long. people who are f...

Met through family, friends, or in school. today things are a lot different. 66% are meeting online or at bars. i think boris is good but online? >> greg: what does this do to men and women? it reduces the friend-relative vector so you lose the vouching system. in the old days, dana could say to dagen, you know, i know greg. not as tall as what youre used to. but hes adorable. thats gone. online dating, its a cold world. it relies on stats. it forces people to lie in order to compete with the to...

Class. you can only get in on certain planes. >> greg: its been nice. >> capri: is very affordable for what it is. >> greg: if you fly commercial, that is. [laughter] >> capri: you said it. i didnt. >> jesse: dagen, are you getting a kick out of it? >> dagen: no, i hate feet. mens feet with the hair on their toes and they stick their feet through the -- the armrest and he looked down and you see -- >> greg: that! talk about righteous violence. when you see someones foot come up on your arm, you ...

Not good-looking. >> greg: im into it. >> dagen: you are talking about ads and being 65". you are smart and funny and ultimately. >> dana: loyal and committed and dedicated. he would make a great husband. >> greg: i am married. have you seen my wife? >> jesse: shes a lot taller. "one more thing" is up next. all money managers might seem the same, but some give their clients cookie cutter portfolios. fisher investments tailors portfolios to your goals and needs. some only call when they have some...

Instead of carrying around credit cards or cash, they swipe their hand as they pay for groceries or something. they can also monitor your health and you could swipe into work that way. >> greg: you have to weigh the costs and benefits. if this chip modulates her high blood pressure or your cognition, improves your cognition, if it has a health benefit, sure. if its for convenience or you can just get into something faster, you are an idiot. you dont put something in your skin so that your atm wo...