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Going. >> greg: but it was my idea. >> rob: i know isnt that funny? thats how it works. i am going to get very rich on this idea that is yours not new to hollywood, just so you know. the thing is, they are aliens and heres how we know that they are aliens. because the biden administration said that they were not aliens so im 100% convinced theyre aliens but theyre friendly theyre in balloons. and the next aliens will come in a pinata. all party stuff. its going to be great. we thought aliens wer...

Nation, i have the world of fame, im like i won at whistle ball. >> rob: im here to promote. thats what i do. >> greg: were cutting all of that out. michele youre the expert here. wa was it the right call at the wrong time or the wrong call at the right time. >> michele: hold on. let me weigh those two. look, i understand why everyones so upset because of this call because the ball wasnt really catchable. but the ref is looking at what hes looking at and he throws the flag if he thinks theres a ...

Officers again. we will have more information on the shooting at michigan state universin the shooting at michigan state university as soon as more information becomes available. >> greg: welcome back. are they balloons caught in drafts or alien crafts? could it be the greatest mystery in recent history? who knows. its time for -- >> holy hell its like some balloon a palooza spectacular. >> greg: stupid. for three days in a row u.s. fighter jets shot down a trio, three rob, of unidentified objec...

>> jimmy: i have to add this, noggin caps late how bad it is at cnn the fact that they said theyre willing to high him without him leaving their other job. their self-esteem is so low as a network theyll be someones side piece as an anchor. >> greg: they did that with mark, too. >> jimmy: can we be your side hustle, you know what i mean? and thats what they are. its embarrassing for them. >> greg: all right, well. [laughter] >> rob: you know where this ends? >> greg: where. >> rob: don lemon in ...

>> rob: i was playing the harps cord. i havent heard anything that happened in this show since jimmy said he was selling his ass at port authority. i kind of blew a gasket and i thought i hope thats not going to cover your gambling gets unless you bet ten bucks ii figured that would catch your eye. >> rob: it did. i did not watch the game. i like to watch the highlights later. you know why i didnt watch the game? i hate the commercials. im the opposite. >> greg: how dare you. did you see my comm...

And i dont know why its so crazy to think that there could be aliens or that theyre already here. i mean, look around, what could be more insane than just this. >> greg: think about viruses, viruses are definitely an alien species. >> jimmys taking a lot of heat today. >> greg: you deserve it. >> rob: i dont know. >> greg: are you done >> kat: sure. >> greg: i said this on the five and im saying it again, were shooting down our own balloons we put up five years ago. right? shooting down our own ...

>> rob: thats the other problem. we have to not do that because we have to see them marching up and down the mall, it would be great. >> greg: i always go back to this. we eat earthling, right? we eat cattle and lamb, theyre earthlings. i would like to eat them because i would just like to eat an alien because its on my bucket list. >> wow. >> you know what? you have too much money. >> michele: ha ha. >> rob: that is a rich guy thing to say. im tired of steak and the caviar. so your second assis...

Never use to describe her. >> oh. >> greg: oh shut up. fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> greg: first of all, professor, i really enjoyed your last book. >> jimmy: thank you. >> greg: and thank you for giving me those extra office hours after class. >> jimmy: you know what? thats the least i can do for how you behaved. i dont have a joke for this. its horrible. this is what people get fired for these jokes. >> greg: yes, thats true. but you know what? if i get murdered, rob...

At you in the morning. >> greg: well he would be prime time right >> kat: im surprised hes not doing well. in general you dont want to be preached at watching tv. i like to watch tv thats stupid or mindless to kind of get my head out of my life. you know how many people in our lives we already having telling us we succeed, i just dont want to hear that i succeed when i turn on the tv. >> greg: i hate getting preached at. its why i stopped going to church. >> rob: i dont know increasing sometimes...

End sending this over here in the fashion they have. we used to have real respect on the world stage like speak softly and carry a big stick and now we have babble incoherently and carry a big teleprompter. you think about the weakness biden hasnt spoken. we never shot down anything in 64 years of norad we now shot down four in a week and he cant get to the podium because if someone mentions alien hes going to mention sigourney weaver. >> greg: shes hot. >> jimmy: shes greats but a bad looker no...