Arsonist Kat News Today

Single day. its true. going to the drugstore is no fun >> kat: no. >> greg: now its really bad because its because of people like her >> kat: yeah. yeah, ive never been in the drugstore like, man, im having fun. but i actually dont shop anymore because of that. because its like you dont want to wait for every single thing you just order your stuff on the internet or you just use your husbands truth brush or whatever. >> greg: yuck >> kat: i know. its pretty gross but so am i. we all could have s...

She was large, kat. >> jimmy: thank you. >> greg: i give that joke a thumbs up. >> jimmy: and nobody was more disappointed as an eagles fans that biden still waiting for them to sing take it easy. really quick i think eagles fans get a really bad rap because what i think they are is what we all used to be. sports fans used to always be passionate and rabid. peels fans are the only people in the league that still throw beer at $22 a beer. if you went into a yankees game in the 90s you would be hi...

Barkleys being considered on the 9:00 p.m. shot since chris cuomo got the boot. nothings official and barkleys just one name theyre looking at. it could pave the way for a lebron james childrens show where he teaches them how to make shoes for nike. a cnn rep says theyre having conversations with dozens of culturally relevant individuals in the world of news, sports, entertainment and comedy. yep, dozens, thats like one for each viewer. so, kat, we havent talked about cnn for a while. im very ex...

Where do you fit in all this? >> kat: im happy in my marriage as long as im getting enough attention. i think thats really all that it is. >> greg: all right. dont go away, well be right back. ♪ [cheers and applause] yup, these. because covid is still out there, and so are you. and if your last vaccine was before september 2022, youre out there with fading protection. but an updated vaccine restores your protection. so you can keep doing you. get an updated covid vaccine and stay out there, sa...

Charles. according to the rap, cnn this morning is the networks lowest rated show in a decade. thats ten years, kat. getting crushed, getting crushed by competitors like fox and friends, morning joe and staring at the toaster waiting for the pop-tart to come out. the problem, too much less than on. ted turner would never have made that mistake, and he married jane fonda. don was demoted from prime time last year and since then hes berated his co-hosts stressed staffers and tanked the ratings. it...

♪ ♪ control is everything to me. ♪ learn how abbvie could help you save. >> greg: welcome back. philly fans bristle at a controversial whistle. true they lost on a penalty play. eh, but they would have rioted anyway, huh? thats philly. last night super bowl saw the kansas city chiefs beat the philadelphia eagles 38-35. which makes sense. no way does a bird be the guy with a tomahawk. thats just science. but 38-35, that reminds me of when kat took three years off her age. im not even going ...

And i dont know why its so crazy to think that there could be aliens or that theyre already here. i mean, look around, what could be more insane than just this. >> greg: think about viruses, viruses are definitely an alien species. >> jimmys taking a lot of heat today. >> greg: you deserve it. >> rob: i dont know. >> greg: are you done >> kat: sure. >> greg: i said this on the five and im saying it again, were shooting down our own balloons we put up five years ago. right? shooting down our own ...

Never use to describe her. >> oh. >> greg: oh shut up. fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> greg: first of all, professor, i really enjoyed your last book. >> jimmy: thank you. >> greg: and thank you for giving me those extra office hours after class. >> jimmy: you know what? thats the least i can do for how you behaved. i dont have a joke for this. its horrible. this is what people get fired for these jokes. >> greg: yes, thats true. but you know what? if i get murdered, rob...

At you in the morning. >> greg: well he would be prime time right >> kat: im surprised hes not doing well. in general you dont want to be preached at watching tv. i like to watch tv thats stupid or mindless to kind of get my head out of my life. you know how many people in our lives we already having telling us we succeed, i just dont want to hear that i succeed when i turn on the tv. >> greg: i hate getting preached at. its why i stopped going to church. >> rob: i dont know increasing sometimes...

Theres something greater out there than something on the royal coil. >> jimmy: anyone who doesnt think republicans arent happier didnt see jill biden kiss kamalas husband at the state of the union [laughter] [cheers and applause]. >> jimmy: it was like the one second they could both feel alive for both 30 seconds. conservatives are wired for fun liberals are wired for grievance and thats why the marriage goes the other way. were out there looking for fun. youre not going to get yelled at by your...