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♪ ♪ [national anthem] ♪ ♪ [national anthem] ♪ pete: good morning, everybody. again, your photos, phenomenal. my favorite one, the flag with the moon in the middle of the day. i dont know a lot about science, but i know the moon is not supposed to be out in the middle of the day, but sometimes it is. i dont know why. maybe you can help me. [laughter] welcome to "fox & friends." rachel: asking questions we cant answer. pete: theres got to be an answer. everything swirls on gods...

camerota starts right. now >> sara, hold on a sack. that was the best heckel i have ever heard. you are a loser in high school. that was so good. [laughter] you reclaimed your virginity. that is so funny. >> i mean its a serious topic. hes really making light of it in an entertaining way. it was fantastic. thank you very much for that, sarah. good evening everyone. im alison camp camerota. welcome cnn tonight. so remember that expected surge of migrants at the border? when title 42 end...

guests. her pronouns are aloha and mohalo, former press depthsal candidate and fox news contributor, tulsi gabbard. if being handsome were a crime hed be on death row. cohost at fox and friends weekend, pete hegseth. shes so loud the nypd gave her a ticket for not having a muffler. fox news contributor, kat timf. and when he jumps in the ring they feel it from new york to beijing, my massive side kick kick aand the nba world heavy weight champion, tyrus. thats about it for me. im prett...

oh, yeah. oh, happy monday, everybody. >> so theres a new marvel movie and apparently it. i wisharently . i havent seen it yet because as you know, i have better things to do. >> the new flick is courtesy of disney, who owns the marvel cinematic universe.. but the real marvel is how each movie they put out is getting worse and worseal marve. the next superhero should be the incredible shrinking box officegettin, because their latt offering, the marvels, was the opening for a marvel mov...

You -- [laughter] will: that couple, mckenzie and justin waters, joins us now. okay, i think my first question im supposed to ask is, justin, how did you come up with the idea of bingo? >> i think we just kind of mentioned it as a joke a while back and then i just kept being ridiculous on game days and predictable and using the same expressions, doing the same walkouts, clapping the same weird way and then she decided to take it a step further -- will: justin, youre not alone. i do the same thin...

She was large, kat. >> jimmy: thank you. >> greg: i give that joke a thumbs up. >> jimmy: and nobody was more disappointed as an eagles fans that biden still waiting for them to sing take it easy. really quick i think eagles fans get a really bad rap because what i think they are is what we all used to be. sports fans used to always be passionate and rabid. peels fans are the only people in the league that still throw beer at $22 a beer. if you went into a yankees game in the 90s you would be hi...

Are, at least not until its too late. a darling of the american press and american papers credited italian fascism with saving italy from the far left and revitalizing the economy. similarly adolph hitler was dismissed as a joke a nonsensical stretcher of wild words according to "news week" at the him and predicted hitler would be out played by traditional politicians or more moderate. in other words, they got it wrong, badly wrong. fast forward to the current day and were seeing similar pattern...

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Has thought through these problems. hes working not only for his target group but with them. just. learning a joke a now wait long good wait until the blue lines loading completely ok there it is its loading. who hasnt seen it yet. i am. aware that it is there now you see what i did this is what ive done also that theyre showing each other things like sharing their biases the social divide you know and thats what i like about modern computing. fair that the kids picked up technology much faster ...