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Potentially has to pay a $40,000 fine and maybe even go to jail. in the meantime hes consulting with white house on what to do in iraq. are they letting him see classified information? that is a thing that is happening right now in real life. [ ding ] thank you. next up. true or false? a new york congressional candidate is campaigning for that seat in congress by promising that he will not post naked photos of himself online. is that a real-life campaign pledge? true or false? [ ding ] also true...

I wish him a happy new year. >> in any event hes not the only one talking about the photo where hes claiming she is in a self-defense pose. poor vice president biden. people like to make fun. but the pose is familiar, is it not? >> i look at the photo and say, it is a short trip from that to joe biden accidentally tweeting his junk. >> we saw the pasta monster. joe biden thinks he is a tickle monster. >> hes a lovable guy. part of what people love is how hes familiar, doesnt take himself serious...

He was wearing a red prison jump suit. yes, he became emotional but only when talking about how he had suffered because of a miscarriage of justice. the prosecutor characterized this as serve serving. >> the statement was last night the same as in court, delusional and ludicrous statement that appeared to be, frankly, a testimony to himself. >>reporter: it was the victims who captivated the court, weeping, voices cracking, and they shared their pain with not only the judge and the defendant but ...

Betrayed that trust by abusing him over and over again. that victim told sandusky in court, i want you to know i dont forgive you and i dont know if i ever will forgive you. my only regret is that i didnt come forward sooner. another victim saying, i didnt know how it process what happened when you told me you were the tickle monster and touched my 11-year-old body. a third said sandusky took away his childhood when he assaulted him. sandusky spared no remorse for any of his ten victims. in fact...

only eight actually testified. and a new accuser has come forward, of course. jerry sanduskys adopted son matt. that is not something that the jury is supposed to be considering tond. a scandal the likes of which punxsutawney, pennsylvania has not seen in years. the jury deliberated for 21 years after a trial that was brief but wrenching when it comes to what they heard. defense attorney said he would be shocked if they acquitted his client on all charges. in fact he said he would prob...

with groups of young people who work so hard and speak with so much heart about whats best in america even though i knew some of them must have lived under the fear of deportation. mitt romney was critical of the changes. he spoke while campaigning in new hampshire. >> believe the status of young people who come here through no fault of their own is an important matter to be considered and it should be solved on a long-term basis so they know what their future would be in this countr...