Nation's Older Sister's Friends Announce Plan To Split Single Cigarette Among 9 Of Them
WHEATON, IL—Adjusting their white eyeliner and iridescent lip gloss before approaching the podium, the nation’s older sister’s friends officially unveiled plans Wednesday to split a single cigarette among nine of them. “We’re going to sneak out after dark and meet in the bushes to smoke it,” said teenage sister Tiff…
Source: theonion.com