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The Omicron Variant is in the United States now and the only thing keeping us okay are the memes about it.

The president slapped a Brood X cicada that flew into his neck. The cicadas had the last laugh, though, after they grounded the White House press's plane.

Next CDC update is just going to be that Suit Supply ad with no further comment cdc really said spit in my mouth https://t.co/dO75LhVpDn CDC announces if you are fully vaccinated you may continue to do what you’ve been doing for the past 6-8 weeks. Silence from the CDC on whether Twitter avatars should remain masked CDC says Fox can officially stop producing episodes of The Masked Singer Me and the boys after reading the latest CDC guidance pic.twitter.com/44PdL1caur CDC ok’s use of setups ...

The 11 best tweets of the week, including hummingbird feet, beer, and Melinda Gates Good posts! Its Friday, May 7, 2021 and no...that doesnt feel right? Its May 7?  I couldve sworn it was March 2020. Maybe it is. Who knows? Anyway, its Friday, baby! How bout that? To celebrate the end of the week, we collected some of the tweets that made us laugh in the past seven days. Why? Because its nice to laugh, thats why. Lets get to it. Here they are, our 12 favorite tweets of the week.  1. Oh th...

Twitter now lets you reward good tweets with Tip Jar Twitter is finally letting users monetize content on the platform with Tip Jar. Image: Igor Golovniov/SOPA Images/LightRocket via Getty Images Get ready to "tip" your favorite people on Twitter. On Thursday, Twitter announced that it has started rolling out Tip Jar, which allows people to send money to their favorite users. show your love, leave a tip now testing Tip Jar, a new way to give and receive money on Twitter 💸 Its not ava...

Culture always walk away with a good meme.  The announcement came through a spy thriller-like video in which the main character breaks into the Apple campus, navigates its convoluted ventilation system, and narrowly avoids falling into a web of lasers. (Because apparently Apples campus is tricked out with a laser alarm system specifically to protect its room full of MacBooks.) Rather than commit some great heist, our protagonist sneaks into another room, and inserts the M1 chip he took from th...

The strange nostalgia of Google Street View Wilmington, DE, where Ive gotten lost down a nostalgia rabbit hole . Image: Screenshot  /  Google maps / twitter / @timmarcin Theres a line in the movie Kicking and Screaming — the 1995, Noah Baumbach directed, postgrad coming-of-age film — where a character half-jokingly tells a friend, "Im nostalgic for conversations I had yesterday." I love that movie and I love that line. I identify with it way too much. Just... way too much. What I...