Tim Simons News Today

Jimmy thank you very muc looking good looking good out there thats great welcome to the tonight show. Give it up for the roots, everybody, right there [ cheers and applause well, you guys, the race for the democratic president ial nomination has barely started, and its already getting crazy listen to this former democratic senator mike gravel is thinking about running at 88 years old. [ light laughter ] 88 when they heard that, Bernie Sanders and joe biden were like, hey, whos the new kid . [ la...

Voters imagination, not lure them into a turkish embassy. You want to see me, maam . We need to give the American Voters what they want. Selina meyer. No. Yes. But no. Im in like an unpopular minority that they can blame for all their problems. Very hitleresque, maam. Yeah, but he had better people working for him. Stop i beg you, stop who in the intergalactic bleep are you . My name is Stephen Colbert and i come from another dimension. The things that you are doing on this earth then happen in ...

[ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Very nice, welcome. Im jimmy, the host. Thanks for watching. Thanks for coming. I was hoping someone would show up. You know, i have to tell you. We have a lot of fun on this show. Right, guillermo . Guillermo right, jimmy. Jimmy its nonstop fun, right . Guillermo yes, all the time. Jimmy but not everything is fun. And right, im dealing with a tricky situation at my house. Ive been trying to throw out two garbage cans. They got rusty so i threw them out. ...

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Thats all that counts. And what do you mean if its my real name. Why would i make up a stupid name like Ricky Gervais . Of course its my real name. Id come up with Something Like hank baxter. I was born ricky. Its not richard . No. Its ricky . I know for a grown man. That should be a child or a dog, shouldnt it, called ricky . Little ricky. The thing is, youll identify with this. Apparently my dad was drunk because my middle name is dean, and he spelled it dene. So my name is ricky dene gervase,...

Well, you are. Thats all that counts. And what do you mean if its my real name. Why would i make up a stupid name like Ricky Gervais . Of course its my real name. Id come up with Something Like hank baxter. I was born ricky. Its not richard . No. Its ricky . I know for a grown man. That should be a child or a dog, shouldnt it, called ricky . Little ricky. The thing is, youll identify with this. Apparently my dad was drunk because my middle name is dean, and he spelled it dene. So my name is rick...

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