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From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. My guest tonight oh, man. You gotta see this movie. You got to see her performance in this movie. Jennifer aniston is going to be joining us in this film called cake. Its delicious. No shes shes unbelievable in it. But first, if youre like me no . All right . You woke up this morning wi...

[theme music playing] [cheering and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Owe have a good show for you tonight. We just put it together. Later on in the program, Al Jazeera America correspondent sue turton. Were going to talk about the through journalists that have been jailed in egypt and, in fact, in fact, well start tonight in the middle east, where israel what . Israel isnt supposed to defend itself . [both speaking at once] a 4,000yearold conflict. [bleeped] selfh...

Cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report, everybody. Its good to have you with us. Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Stephen Stephen Stephen cheers and applause stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much for being here. Good to have you with us in here, out there, all around. I have to tell you after a greeting like that i would not kick you out of bed for eating crackers, folks. Lets get right to the big sto...

Greeting like that i would not kick you out of bed for eating crackers, folks. Lets get right to the big story, last nights midterm elections. Huge night for the republicans across the country. They won everything its senate majority, the bigger house majority, tight governors races and a giraffe from one of those claw machines. laughter i mean, they were on fire. I dont know why democrats didnt turn out to vote yesterday. What with all the inspiring fundraising emails the Democratic Congression...

Larry thank you very much. Welcome to the nightly show. Im larry larry, larry larry wilmore. All right, thank you very much. Youve all heard whats going on with nbc news anchor Brian Williams. Now, a lot of people have accused him of lying. Im not going to go that far but it does appear that somebody has been slowjamming the truth. Nbcs Brian Williams, hes stepping away temporarily from the nbc nightly news desk. He got caught in a lie about being on a helicopter that came under fire in iraq. I ...

We get a respite for us. Our hearts are with the families i know very few people going to comedy as an act of courage namely because it shouldnt have to be that. It shouldnt be an act of courage it should be taken as established law. But those guys, they were killed for their cartoons. Most part the legislators and journalists institutions that we gather are not in any way the enemy. For however frustrating or outraged can become go back and forth a conversation amongst those on lets call it tea...

Afghan troop levels the amount of money that is being spent there and where its being spent. Jon trap levels your spending levels, your literacy levels hob billpass word your secret phantom. Oh this all just weeks after the president announced with we were ending our combat anything mission in afghanistan. Very suspicious thought we here at the show. laughter a classic case of a governmental or well yan coverup. The reality of a war disappearing into the abyss of bureaucratic symantecs. Obscured...

I dont know why democrats didnt turn out to vote yesterday. What with all the inspiring fundraising emails the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee sent out, like all hope is lost. laughter applause and sure, as a conservative it is tempting to gloat, but im going to be humble about this for two reasons. One, because i am amazing at being humble, okay. laughter fantastic. And, two, i want to be sensitive to all my liberal viewers. I have been told some liberals do watch the show. I dont k...

System and they invested additional funds in n. Shore and that of the iron dome system could be well stocked and supplied and continue to provide protection for civilians who are living under the threat of rockets launched by hamas. Youve also seen on the numerous occasions stand with israel as they confront the threat that is posed for by the president and this administration have said is steadfast in their right to defend their territory and to defend their citizens from violent provocative ac...

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