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Or lack thereof. A very powerful Motion Picture was snubbed. This films message is as poignant today as it would have been when i was a kid. everything is awesome song from the leggo movie everything is awesome everything is cool when youre part of a Team Everything is awesome larry no, everything is not awesome how did the leggo movie not get nominated for best picture . God, this was shocking in less shocking news, this also happened. While the civil rights movie selma earned a best picture no...

Elections. Huge night for the republicans across the country. They won everything its senate majority, the bigger house majority, tight governors races and a giraffe from one of those claw machines. laughter i mean, they were on fire. I dont know why democrats didnt turn out to vote yesterday. What with all the inspiring fundraising emails the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee sent out, like all hope is lost. laughter applause and sure, as a conservative it is tempting to gloat, but im...

We go through this investigative process and we must insist on the access to do so. We must demand full, immediate, unhindered access to the site of the tragedy, including all parts of the aircraft, missile battery and site evidence and, most of all, proper treatment of the remains of the many victims. President putin by himself can ensure that success and that access and he absolutely must be required to do so. Third, we need to demand an immediate russian standdown in the ukraine. Crimes like ...

Thats right. Im your host larry wilmore. Welcome to the the nightly show. Before we start, theres a storm thats hit new york city. So god bless you guys for coming in. Unbelievable. cheers and applause i appreciate it. I dont know how youre going to get home. Look outside our studio right now. I saw this outside on the sudden river ten minutes ago. Not making this up. Thats my ride home. My ubear. Now, theres not only a storm here in new york city. This was another storm gathering at the box off...

Bleep did it. So lets do this [ cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central larry thank you. Thank you very much. No no. Thank you very much. Welcome. Welcome to the nightly show i am your host, larry yeah. Second episode man i mean that was a lot of fun last night. It was so much fun. I mean i could barely get to sleep last night. I was so pumped. I came into the office today to get my things and everyone was here and i was like, wait, are we doing this again . I guess that is wh...

Before we get going, last night was the super bowl, and im a seahawks fan. I really slammed the pats on thursdays show. I mean, i hit your team like the wicked hahd. And a then i put this online. If the patriots win, i will eat a bowl of, whatever you call it, new england clam chowder. There go. Yep. So im a man of my word. Ive got a big bowl of new england clam chowder. This looks pretty good, actually. Should i get some crackers . Nah, ill just eat it. Mmm very good thats not cheating, patriot...

Laughter and obama finally gave the secret wink for all the black americans to rise up. Let the race war begin dont just sit there like john boehner. Stand up and clap. This is the nightly show. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause larry thank you very much. Please, please, thank you. Oh no, no. Thank you. Welcome okay. No i really appreciate it. Welcome. Welcome to the nightly show. I am your host larry wilmore. cheers and applause thank you. I appreciate it. Very nice. No...

This shows been in vitro long enough. Im ready to give birth. Lets do this cheers and applause cheers and applause larry wow. Thank you very much. Thank you welcome to the nightly show. Im larry thank you so much for coming. You know before we start i just have to address a Little Something up top. Last night we did our black father show. I had a great time. The show was really powerful. But during the keep it 100 i made a joke that may have rubbed a couple of people wrong way. We reflect on mar...

Stephen tonight, i profile one of Congress Last remaining democrats. Ill ask her how she plans to repopulate the species. Then big changes come to the senate. Now its run by a totally different old white guy. laughter and my guest tonight is democratic new york senator Kirsten Gillibrand. Ill ask her what its like to pander to the greatest people in america cheers and applause a new york doctor infected with ebola is reportedly now well enough to play the banjo. People immediately stopped wishin...

Rimes with vin diesels. Measles is making a comeback. The highly infectious virus has spread to 14 states. The contagen factor in measles is off the chain. laughter jon this just in. Measles is offthechain contagious it likes big lungs it cannot lie cheers and applause i guess what shes trying to say is measles started from the bottom. Now its here. applause obviously, im not a doctor. Pardon my ignorance. But what does the medical establish mean by off the chain contagious . If i had measles, w...