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Fact. for reaction, lets go to media critic to see where his heads at, regarding this story. >> its official, "red eye" is awesome. i overheard you say, this is a two-cat-heavy show. i will pretend that didnt happen. too severe or not severe enough? >> well, look, i mean, you know, because of new tone, if anyone gets kicked from here on out, ever, this kid can be blamed. >> greg: yes, thats true. >> i will be holding this kid responsible. frankly, im surprised he wasnt arrested for attempted ass...

Poly-sci and things things can . >> have you no control. >> thats a good point. >> ah, well said. >> brooke, i hate that you are for her. >> why? if i had the ability to engage in a wrestling match at that age, i would do t. but im not. >> i will wrestle you right now. >> [overlapping dialogue] >> do you ever lose on purpose? >> greg: lets move to the greg-alogue. a rake of reason in a shed of stupidity. greg-alogue... >> so we have seen a lot of protests lately, some are monumental and moving, ...

>> yes! i gotta -- i gotta tell you, that is better than wrestling. cat laser pointer. but his response was incredibly eloquent, which lead me to believe he didnt write it -- >> he had a publicist. >> i remember that phrase that you gave the fraternity pin in college to a sorority girl i. youre old. >> thank you. >> shes got a tattoo on her left leg. lets get a close-up of that, please. >> greg: we have seen it many times, often in the air, mind you. >> k.c., i really have to say, in all serious...

Way i get you. we are your new family now. as your new family, we expect some things. hop on the first bus to new york, bring your bank book and any prescription pain killers. your new life begins with us now. sam emails us... >> greg: sam, what if i dont want to keep up the good work? what are you going to do about it? just as i thought. nothing. powerful. mindy emails us... >> greg: i just had my ring finger and middle finger switched in an experimental surgery. i plan to do the same procedure...

You pay attention. its other triumph for the worlds greatest rock band and a sign post to the future of music. >> greg: wow! how many times have you listened to it? >> i havent listened to it. not necessary. >> greg: i get the impression by listening to it, you detract from its beauty, better not to listen to. >> it everything radiohead does is crafted to perfection. dont take the chance you might ruin it by listening to it. >> greg: i know i listen to them with the sound completely off. its my ...

We dont remember, so we will find out with you. >> straight gangsta. >> no labels, greg. >> your faith is a bible of pain. >> i apologize for nothing. >> lets welcome our guests. shes as adorable as a leprechaun choking to death, brooke goldstein, the founder of the childrens right institute, obviously a front and director of the law fair project. if beauty were a bagel, she would be toasted. shes so hot, shes also mistaken by a space heater by the elderly, s.e. cupp. on glennbeck.com. he earned...

Kids. some of the stuff i did was worse. >> greg: brooke i. we are blase at fox. >> who can you sue for wrongful suspension? >> i dont know. i think they should be protesting outside the elementary school. but i wouldnt be where i was today if i didnt get bullied on the school yard. it is an amorphis term. if you are going to kick people out of school, okay? there has to be a clear definition. it seems as though this school is kicking people out for doing random things like stickers on the back ...

Unemployment. >> i had teachers until eighth grade. all right, they let guthrough to eighth grade. you didnt work your way through. >> either way. i knew the system. >> whats your take? >> i agree. i think this is the first amendment right to free assembly. you cant legislate good behavior. there is no time, place and manner restrictions to protest outside of a public officials home. it is completely lawful, whether we agree with the politics, thats a whole other story. >> greg: what we are seei...

America t. happened at home when i was playing dominoes. is there a domino effect here with cigarettes? if this county stands up and takes a stand, will other counties follow? >> i dont think so. kentucky is unique. you dont have advanced smoking. this is bound to happen. but i dont think we hope for california to reverse its courts. >> greg: i was thinking, bill, you and i should to a roads trip to campbell county. but they would like you more than you think and they would -- it would owned bad...

>> why do you think young people are so liberal? >> when you are young you tend to be more roplantic and -- homelessness, who wouldnt be for helping a guy out who is down on his luck? >> once you realization, you dont know everything and then you realize, nobody should be running everybodys life and you become conservative or on jeopardy. >> i have a problem with right-wing activist or left-wing activists because they take themselves so seriously. >> when you dig arianna huffingtonee blog, she i...