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joe biden invited in, theyre here. i havent seen this many single men since they dug up kats backyard. biting him in the ass, like hes backed into a hungry brian steltzer. faith-based spaces for fans will shelter up to 19 single adult illegal aliens each, thats 50 times 19. what does that amount to, kat? >> just kidding! >> greg: im sorry. unnecessary, really. well have a meeting after. i think that is less than a thousand, last week over twice that many arrived in new york. any other ...

It is about >> greg: it is about ducking time, new update for iphone will stop correcting the f word to ducking. are you excited? >> no, i have t-mobile, none of my texts go through. if i can fix one thing on cell phones, they need argument mode. nothing worse than arguing with someone and realizing they were disconnected and you have to call back and remember where we left off. your mother is an alcoholic or youre a whore. i dont know. >> greg: im visibly shaken by you. >> a lot of duck texts, ...