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Movie. >> one day that man will call me. >> he probably will. >> or maybe he will follow me on twitter. >> tweet you. >> he is probably dead. >> dont say that. >> the movie is from the 1950s. >> actually, he was the amazing caw loss sal man. >> i dont know what you are talking about. >> you should. people love that movie. >> you can tell by the response. debate stuff. tom, you said the news here was that there was no news that obama is always like this. i totally agree with. he was not a good de...

Parents felt the need to go to a radio station. you cant get anything done. >> thats why that wonderful movie -- >> "rock and roll high school"? >> forget it. "emmanuel 2". thats why that movie is upsetting teachers so much, they are talking about parents taking the school into their own hands and that scares these teachers unions. tom, you have four or five kids, right? >> i have two. i like this girls video. ♪ friday ♪ getting down on friday >> she just loves her publicity. >> that wasnt h...

A day or two. >> no, i said more than the day. yes, i did. go to the tape. >> see. >> wait, here is the tape. one day and one day only. guess i won. >> also bill, you said he is the president and he cant get to denver earl early. get to denver early. on tuesday he visited the hoover dam. >> thats what presidents do. >> by the way, -- well never mind. >> the romney shirt in the school. tom, why did you start singing "friday." >> rebecca black, she wore the shirt to school and i like her video. >>...

Vodka. >> what is wrong with these people? >> it is terrible this horse play is going on. >> horse play? >> i heard about this stuff in the 1970s. i thought they stopped this nonsense. >> i dont know. >> it did happen in the 1970s. back in my day the world was divided between people who had inserted things in other peoples rectums and people who had had things inserted. >> back in your day. >> there are two kinds of people in this world. >> you wanted to be on one side of the equation. >> i dont...

Whatever. god i just ran out of energy. lets discuss this in the -- >> lightning rooooouuuunnnddd. lightning round. >> i would like to apologize to the viewing public for not selling that story. i didnt feel like reading that quote. anyway, tom, what do you make of this survey lens vegetable scandal. >> that was quite a quote. >> repeat it. >> he was from the school and he said what good is it supplying all of these vegetables if they are throwing them away. it is a waste of taxpayer dollars. he...

Coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye" return appearances from new york times best selling author ann coulter and terry sappart. time to go back to tom shallou. >> tell us about your show on b.e.t. >> it is hosted by t.j. holmes. it starts on october 1st and i will be on the third. it is like this, but more black people. >> i love that. i love that. jedediah where can see you? >> on "hannity" be there or i will get a bagel. >> it is the best food in new york city. please come down to the cardi...

>> then we will give you the option later. all right, lets welcome our guests. i am here with the new york reporter, lauren savant. she is so sweet gummy bears are now called lauren bears. and at the washington times she knows policies like i know wall law bes. i have been escorted out of many zoos. and there is bill shultz. and sorry, ladies, he just proposed to his steady blowup doll. next to me, tom shallou. if hilarity was a grough -- garage sale, families would spend hours haggling over h...

". >> yeah, and thats a great show. i have been on there a couple times. dont know why though, tom. >> i dont know. i think we love our nut jobs. thats the difference between our nut jobs and their nut jobs. once we take them seriously, we look stupid. >> no one agreeses with this guy. there is no one in the country that disagrees with them. the media loves it. they show a video and then they have a discussion. well, some people believe this. and some people believe this. we are supposed to comp...

Welcome back. lets find out if weve got anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. andy, something about baseball that makes no sense to anyone. >> an exsais separated response delivered in a long, suffering tone. it is so much better when we shorthand it. bp sets up tip hotline. greg, you said girl spending prom night alone, british petroleum waits by the phone. bp hasnt been called british petroleum insurance is 1998. it is just bt. >> i am just on a call back. >> trying to rhyme some...

2". >> have a a lot of hair. from cats fro fee to a kristi-tophy. is the next obama a large, jolly white guy. maybe. i speak of kris kristy the republican governor new jersey. the first-year lawmaker is catching fire across the country like something that catches fire. and like obama he can talk. here he is responding to a columnist who responds to him as being kurt. -- curt. >> you know, tom, you must be the thinest skinked -- skinked -- skinned guy. >> thats not confrontational. i love what ...