Totally Unelectable News Today

>> >> good evening rachel, we have michigan state senator mallory mcmorrow joining us tonight. shes one of the big stars who was merged outside of washington in the democratic party, and we are going to be talking about the garden of evil, later in this program, which is the name of the garden owned by harmless billionaire harlan crow, clarence thomass best friend. im gonna have an awful lot to say about what harlan crow says is the one thing he has never done in the garden of evil. >>...

about what harlan crow says the one thing he has never done in the garden of eden. >> my mind just went to some very dark places immediately. >> rachel, when you call your backyard garden of evil. i mean? hey, rachel,, caught some bad news today about the canoeing trip we have planned for this summer. with stephen colbert and seth myers and jimmy kimmel and -- . turns out that only john oliver and i can go because all of the rest of you have just been sanctioned by vladimir putin, you ...

By declaring himself a clown today for the republican presidential nomination today, donald trump is so confident that tim scott will never get out of single digits in the polling of the republican field that donald trump welcomed him into the republican presidential primary race saying, good luck, to senator tim scott and calling quote, a big step up from rhonda scientists, who donald trump insisted today is quote, totally unelectable. if donald trump manages to survive criminal indictments to ...