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i call it, everybody run! its the attack on brass. why are the democrats so evil? [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> greg: you know, sometimes i think he takes my direction too literally. i said, you know, its about attacking children and he goes the attack on brats. like a 1950s horror movie about sausage. tonight i dedicate my monologue to the next generation because someones got to look out for them t democrats certainly arent. fact is were in a cultural war and the kids are caught...

and cogen analysis its the honesty like a clogged mens room toilet at a time square burger king. we are brimming with it. for example, just now i said happy wednesday and, true, its wednesday. fox and friends would have said something like, thursday. stupid liars. but thats not just an isolated instance of honesty. it permeates this show like powdered sugar in brian stelters chest hair. keep telling him to shave. for example, this was a slow news day. so slow i was like the only one in...

What if kat you were a contractor, just saw this story and said wait a second, i did a lot of work for chris brown, i didnt see a dime. what do you do >> kat: forget that. imagine being in prison for tax fraud and seeing this story. >> greg: thats true >> kat: youre like go to prison for not paying your taxes and youre like, oh, you needed to pay nickelback? i would be -- oh, man, i would be even more pissed than you already would be because youre probably pissed if youre in prison. but the gove...

Army. right? so you just catch a couple dudes, big girls, put them on a plane and say hey, you won a trip to the ukraine. >> greg: you know, i dont know if thats constitutional, kat. >> michael: she doesnt believe in-laws. >> greg: thats true >> kat: no. just not most laws >> greg: what do you make -- do you get the sense that retail is dead when insurance companies dont care? >> kat: thats the thing youre saying how does the looting keep going. i dont understand how stores keep going. because l...

Butterface. listen i think its great especially if you dont want to go to the beach and then have to change to rob a bank. >> greg: yeah, those big ladies in the b block could have used that. big ladies in d. kat, jamie makes a good point, if youre actually very hot, say somebody like me, i would never wear that. why deprive this face to the world >> kat: yeah, i would never wear it either, but i think thats more because of my adult acne and the way that it would probably trap all my sweat and b...

Butterface. listen i think its great especially if you dont want to go to the beach and then have to change to rob a bank. >> greg: yeah, those big ladies in the b block could have used that. big ladies in d. kat, jamie makes a good point, if youre actually very hot, say somebody like me, i would never wear that. why deprive this face to the world >> kat: yeah, i would never wear it either, but i think thats more because of my adult acne and the way that it would probably trap all my sweat and b...

Is the most likely time to do something that makes all your friends mad at you. >> tyrus: cant take a day off why? are you mad at mere >> kat: because you worry, you know, what if you pick the wrong restaurant or forget to invite someone. there are pitfalls outside of the workplace waiting to get you. the more youre at the office, the less likely that youre going to get into trouble, you know. >> tyrus: thats true. true >> kat: i love to work. >> tyrus: youre a workaholic >> kat: yes, thankfully...

Is the most likely time to do something that makes all your friends mad at you. >> tyrus: cant take a day off why? are you mad at mere >> kat: because you worry, you know, what if you pick the wrong restaurant or forget to invite someone. there are pitfalls outside of the workplace waiting to get you. the more youre at the office, the less likely that youre going to get into trouble, you know. >> tyrus: thats true. true >> kat: i love to work. >> tyrus: youre a workaholic >> kat: yes, thankfully...

Lack tates and can have a baby and takes approximately 45% of my checks. >> all right. what if, kat, theyre faking it like ai is pretending not to be that good so he can jump and surprise us with our 100% total domination? >> i was thinking the reason they did it this way is to try to help leftist stuff that doesnt really work. i dont know why were all concerned about it. im glad its not like a libertarian gp. >> greg: thats true >> kat: the bots just spew liberal talking points whats the need f...

First. especially when it comes to marrying them. >> greg:. >> greg: you saw that one coming right? kat im not going to leave that joke out. is this sexism at its worst? were you holding your breath again? >> kat: yeah. everyones like you dont even think about breathing, im like, speak for yourself. no, its not and i really wish people would -- i really wish people would stop calling things sexist when they are not sexist because it is the best time ever for actual sexists. because you get so dr...