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shes so southern shes president of the smoky and the bandit fan club. fox business anchor david mcdowell. he used to rock. now hes in the aarp. comedian jim -- she knows reporting like hunter knows snorting. "new york post" busy reporter -- moynihan and by age 5 he was reminding his classmates to tip the weight staff. writer and comedian jode devito. >> its time for this. >> gregs leftovers. >> yes. its leftovers. when i read the jokes we didnt use this week. just like greg does this t...

>> jason: try complaining, right? i think the loss in all of this, the military has been, racially in terms of gender, they were far ahead of the rest of society, so heres to you. up next, need a home? why panic. you can live on a modern day titanic. [applause]

Been proven wrong in so many instances and the reason we initially knew that it was wrong is because it wasnt our lived experience. no, thats not happening with my friends or family. you guys obviously dont know what youre doing and then a year or two later were proven right. >> heres the question. if you think youre an expert ask yourself this. have you ever made a tik tok dance video? and if you have, youre no longer an expert in anything, youre a jack ass. joe rogan was right because joe roga...

They going to go with their credentialed opinion, thank you very much but the guy who is an expert on that virus in the petri dish is almost never an expert on other things like how to run a business, educate a child or live a healthy life so when people ask me, do you really think youre smarter than the experts, of course i am. of course. their track record stinks. [applause] >> thats a period -- i mean, the experts have a pretty bad track record, do they not? >> i call it dipstick science. tha...

Manhattan, that never [ bleep ] goes anywhere. >> this hell ship is overrun with rats and rodents, and im just stuck here. its like willard and dawn of the dead without laughs. my father likes to remind me that the woman who provides him with fresh eggs, that her chicken coup is quite bit larger than my apartment. but like on a cruise ship, you cant get away from people. thats the reason that i have never been on a cruise ship, but the same is true for the hell ship on which were sailing right n...

>> i think were just getting close. can we just say, lets just call each other comrade. isnt this what its all heading toward? can we call each other comrade? we can get rid of titles, get rid of pronounce and say great point, comrade, and were say that while were standing on the bread lines and everybody will be much happier. >> jason: i understand your perspective, these troops, they want to experience these traditions, right? they are more traditional type of people, and i think that, the wom...

Pencil. [laughter] >> we only paused because you use a pencil? >> heres where the experts lost me when they said you cant go anywhere. if you go outside youre killing grandma but if you want to go to a blm rally thats fine so you cant say if you want to leave your house for any other reason youre a murderous virus spreader but if its for a good cause everything is fine. thats nonsense. thats not the science, and you cant say a virus cares about what your political opinions are. the question is a...