Tuesday Headlined Fields News Today

Please. all right. this article was published in error, maybe the understatement of the century, "the new york times" published then quickly deleted an article tuesday headlined fields of watermelon found on mars written by, no joke, joe schmoe. according to the report the fbi would not confirm the watermelon but did say falling kiwis have been spotted. the writer calls the story terribly boring but we disagree. the page on the "times" website where the article briefly appeared now says it was...