Typical Yoder News Today

>> all right. i think you should get into it now. >> if we have the time, i guess. >> go for it. >> for you, man, we have the time. >> you know what he is saying, he would only do it if yoder is around. if he says do it, do it. >> you can trust him. whatever you tell him he will forget. >> and then he will fist bump you really hard and hurt your hand. >> he invented the fist bump. >> there is no star worse -- there is no star wars reference. >> yoder is the opposite of cool. >> im done. >> that ...

Myth. thats a myth 6789. >> not true. >> prove it mr. im supposed to prove everything i say. >> it is proven. it is out there. >> it is not out there. you know what is out there? >> whats out there? >> the myth. >> california eh? >> yes, good times. had a great time. the flight crew was a delight. >> really? >> yes, great people. >> excellent. what airline? >> i flew over on virgin and flew back on delta. nice people. >> always. >> great people. you know what, they chose not to recognize me. >> ...

She is crazy, dan. i was there when you heard the news in the green room. i couldnt tell if you were happy or sad. >> it ruins the 80 year dude party. sometimes you just want to be a dude. >> you know who is sad right now? >> yoder. >> the yodster. >> the yode loves when any chicks show up. >> thats true. >> bra burning, baby. >> as a private club is this what they wanted? >> there is a difference between race and gender. i am happy they wanted to do this, but i wonder the people that were campa...

Time report from andy levy, the opposite of a yoder. >> tonights half time report is sponsored by folding bicycles of the the two-wheel vehicles that can be folded and unfolded. thanks, bicycle.

Decision to jump in. >> of course. >> thats right, yoder, never tell the man the truth. that means it wasnt alcohol. it was something else. >> it is important for him to say that because in 2010 he was stopped one night doing 80 in a 70 mile an hour zone and refused to take a breathalyzer. >> yoder cant drive 75, man. you dont understand. >> but let me tell you why he got naked. in 2011 he was rated as one of the hottest freshmen in congress. i think that has gone to his head. have to get naked....

Or more alcoholic drinks. thats not binge drinking. thats getting started. >> thats either their lame definition or a lot of lying college students. >> it is a bore. >> they are being yoders. >> yoder would lie about it, man. he wouldnt say what he is doubting. >> he would pick up one of the female researchers and get her wasted. and then they would skinny dip in the campus pond. >> that is so yoder. >> and then holding her underwear. >> study this. said the friends who didnt get laid. >> if i k...

Lass stick career? >> if you had the choice which dorm would you live in? >> the gun tomorrow. the militia on campus. if an apocalypse happens you want to be in the dorm. you can forge the rest of the campus for all of the food and supplies you need. >> and thats true. if the apocalypse occurs i want to be the ma rodder. i dont want to sit there and hide. i would be terrible at hiding. i would be like moving sofas and putting a card table up. you would beind me in a second. >> i would definitely...

From this study to the other study and have sex with all of the drunk wives. >> drunk wives and yoder. drunk wives and yoder. >> forget you husbands. yoder is on the show jie. we -- >> we will never get yoder on the show. >> what do you mean? every monday is yoder day and we are partying. >> do you have a comment on the show? are you yodering right now? e-mail us at fox news at red eye.com. if you have a video of your animal doing something cute and/or interesting go to fox news.com/red eye and ...

>> he would be making yoder toilet water. >> kicking back by the fire with yoder. >> a yoder is a sin synonym for a leader. he is the guy that goes out front and leads. >> there are a lot you dont hear about. but he could be the one hear about. bill, i have a feeling you have a problem with this. >> i dont necessarily have a problem with it because it is not a thing. there is only 20 -- there is only four% of people on campus over 21. >> and 1% actually have permits to carry concealed weapons. >...

Pizza. >> yoder is a verb that means the only person who skinny dips. he pulled a yoder. >> or if you go out on a limb and no one follows you. you jus. >> a yoder is when you go first and everybody else stands behind. >> join me. no, we wont, yoder. >> i yoder three times a night on "red eye." >> yodering is the story of my life. >> from naked buns to wearing guns. should packing heat affect where you sleep? well this year the university of colorado will have separate dorms for pupils who favor ...