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That everyone is going to want to know about. a california teenager, her name is esha. she won a science project intel science and engineering fair last week. she created a super fast charging gadget. she could create the technology that will charge your cellphone in 20 seconds. not 20 minutes, not 20 hours but 20 seconds. if she sosms this, we are going to have nothing to complain about. >> it. i hope she becomes a super billionaire of the world. >> and pull the full screen, memorial day and co...

So, bob. >> happy thanksgiving. >> happy thanksgiving. so does anyone in the beckel family drive you a little bit crazy or are you the person that drives everyone crazy during the holidays? >> and mentioned the crazy uncle. >> thats you. >> they used to put me at the kids table when i was drinking. >> good idea. >> around the children. >> now im sober they still put me at the kids table and im sort of the one. >> i had an uncle that was slashed the second he showed up to the second he left, the ...

Substance and handed and nobody ate the meal. >> and i remember that, you told these stories. >> i dont remember my 30s. >> and can i tell you a story last year, and since our audience doubled since last year, half the people havent heard the story yet. swear to god true story. family came over and took the turkey out and looking for the legs, the drum to cut in. trying to cut the breast, she cooked it upside down. opened it up cut the turkey and here is a tip, the breast stays in the juice and ...

The difference between informing and banning. go ahead and inform and on restaurant menus, calories and, but were adults. >> im surprising hes not coming down on thanksgiving. >> he might, just might. >> a lot of calories. >> and wait a minute, that was brutal. >> what, bloomberg. >> eric, your turn. >> my turkey of the year is governor chris christie of new jersey, my governor, the guy earlier. and i wrote him a little thanksgiving day, little poem here. governor chris christie is this years bi...

Reelected obama makes us moreses and recognized he was born among us to forgive our sins. eva longoria can run for senate and get off twitter. if she promises health care, she could be president. >> four, watch president obama become more conservative. malia turns 18. hell call myth and see if his grandsons are of age. and the same dog, best way to hide a canine diet, eat the same dog over and over again, whats she doing to jasper. >> dont you think im right, eric, that its good that he got reel...

So, bob. >> happy thanksgiving. >> happy thanksgiving. so does anyone in the beckel family drive you a little bit crazy or are you the person that drives everyone crazy during the holidays? >> and mentioned the crazy uncle. >> thats you. >> they used to put me at the kids table when i was drinking. >> good idea. >> around the children. >> now im sober they still put me at the kids table and im sort of the one. >> i had an uncle that was slashed the second he showed up to the second he left, the ...

Reelected obama makes us moreses and recognized he was born among us to forgive our sins. eva longoria can run for senate and get off twitter. if she promises health care, she could be president. >> four, watch president obama become more conservative. malia turns 18. hell call myth and see if his grandsons are of age. and the same dog, best way to hide a canine diet, eat the same dog over and over again, whats she doing to jasper. >> dont you think im right, eric, that its good that he got reel...

The difference between informing and banning. go ahead and inform and on restaurant menus, calories and, but were adults. >> im surprising hes not coming down on thanksgiving. >> he might, just might. >> a lot of calories. >> and wait a minute, that was brutal. >> what, bloomberg. >> eric, your turn. >> my turkey of the year is governor chris christie of new jersey, my governor, the guy earlier. and i wrote him a little thanksgiving day, little poem here. governor chris christie is this years bi...

Substance and handed and nobody ate the meal. >> and i remember that, you told these stories. >> i dont remember my 30s. >> and can i tell you a story last year, and since our audience doubled since last year, half the people havent heard the story yet. swear to god true story. family came over and took the turkey out and looking for the legs, the drum to cut in. trying to cut the breast, she cooked it upside down. opened it up cut the turkey and here is a tip, the breast stays in the juice and ...