Uncle Nikolas News Today

Until recently Balkan correspondent of the London "Express,"Mr. Morrell gives his view of what is behind the Italian attack on Greece

>> elizabeth: hey, ive never seen this picture before. who is that handsome boy? is that you with your uncle nikolas? you remember uncle nikolas, dont you? you lived in his little while. well, i wouldnt exactly call it a house. its so big and formal. and i would never tell your uncle nikolas this, cause i wouldnt want to hurt his feelings, but its kind of gloomy, dont you think? isnt his house gloomy? [ knock on door ] between you and me, i like this place better. its much cozier and it feels mo...

>> nikolas: okay. >> anna: all right. ill see you in interrogation. >> nathan: hey, thanks. thanks for keeping me fed. >> britt: yeah, i wish i could do more. youll find her, nathan. when you do, you can finally tell maxie how you feel. >> nathan: yeah. once i get her in my arms, i wont let her go, thats for sure. nothings ever gonna stand between us again. i got to... >> britt: yeah. [ sighs, clears throat ] >> nikolas: your brothers really lucky to have you. [ door closes ] >> britt: i just ho...

I had no idea youd still be at it. i mean -- i mean, here. >> brad: thats fine. >> britt: so, i take it you had a good time? [ laughs ] >> brad: understatement. >> lucas: [ laughs ] >> britt: wheres felix? >> brad: change of plans. lucas and i figured out we didnt want a three-way. we only wanted each other. >> britt: aww! >> lucas: brad was hoping that you and nikolas may have figured out the same thing, minus the threesome part, unless, of course, youre into that sort of thing, which then -- y...

>> lucas: oh! >> brad: you made me forget all about britt and everything else. >> lucas: no, no, no, no, no. do not blame me for your irresponsibility. i had nothing to do with this. >> brad: you had everything to do with it. >> lucas: okay, so just call britt and tell her its safe to come home now. >> brad: [ sighs ] unless... >> lucas: what? >> brad: maybe i did britt a favor. i mean, as far as we know, britt might be in bed with nikolas this entire time. >> anna: oh, nikolas, hi. >> nikolas: ...

[ sighs ] >> brad: sorry it had to end this way. >> lucas: end? what are you talking about? its just beginning. thank you. ill call you later. >> brad: you better. [ door opens ] >> britt: id be nauseous if i wasnt so happy for you. hes hot. >> brad: i know. >> britt: and hes yours! >> brad: i know! [ both laugh ] hey. im sorry you couldnt seal the deal with nikolas. >> britt: [ sighs ] i was so close to having everything i wanted. we were -- we were this far away from having sex, and then debbi...

Out. anyway, uh, dante wasnt there, so i came by to see how he was doing. >> elizabeth: you just missed him. he left for work. >> nikolas: howd he seem? >> elizabeth: as you would expect. hes trying to keep it together for rocco, but hes really screaming on the inside. >> nikolas: ill bet. oh! [ chuckles ] anyway, it was nice of you to babysit. >> elizabeth: its the least i could do. i wish there was more i could do to help you. but britt seems to have it all covered. >> nikolas: elizabeth, im s...

Motivation, i appreciate it. >> nikolas: it was actually her idea. it turns out that your, uh, sister here is a champion in crisis. >> dante: buddy, look at this. forget mary poppins. santa claus came to town. you dont even need this thing anymore. my mother make you lug all this stuff over? >> elizabeth: no, no. this is all aidens -- aidens stuff that he doesnt play with anymore. look what i have! >> dante: i think you hit the jackpot. >> elizabeth: i thought it may help take his mind off of th...