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>> a society that will not accept mockery of the president will turn into a society that doesnt accept criticism of the president. >> do you like how buck said that? you said we need to have clowns dressing up as presidents. >> he translated it into intelligence. >> i know that the bottom line from this whole story, the clown is going to write a book, and it is going to be called "behind the mask." how i took obamas america by the horns. does that sound good? >> does it make you hate the interne...

Facebook. i have never done it. i never will. if these people are upset, depressed, good. it is absolutely true. it is ridiculous. i have never done it, i never want to. i want to get back to something important and that is your travel situation. for those who live in new york and you are on the subway. if you see jolene, say something. so everyone else can be aware. just point at her and start saying her name and it will creep her out. i want to see her come to work after that. >> you are talki...

Predicted a decline in a persons well being. researchers studied a group of adults for two weeks. i have done that without them knowing it of course. and found the more they use the site, the more their life satisfaction levels decrease. including one egghead, yes i called him an egghead, on the surface facebook provides a resource for fulfilling the need for social connection. rather than enhance well being it underminds it. and then he stabbed a family of four. thats why your other joke ruined...

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