Unicorn Event News Today

Okay. theres a lot to digest there, so i want to break it down into parts. first, the prime minister notices its raining. he also notices he has an umbrella, which he tries to deploy. now i say try because this is a tortured process of self discovery for the prime minister who seems to be familiarizing himself with this advanced technology for the very first time. now, it is here where one could point out that rain is not some unicorn event there, rain is the official national weather of the uni...