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Ephemeral legislation. Yeah. That went from being the word of the day a couple days ago, to now i think its the word of the week. Ephemeral or malodorous, its one of the two. Its still early. We have a couple hours ahead. Maybe we can find another one. Meanwhile, the Florida Governor is seizing on a potential weakness in trumps third president ial bid. Well show you what he had to say about that, and how he responded to questions about his last name. Is it desantis, is it December Desantis . Did...

ephemeral legislation. >> yeah. >> that went from being the word of the day a couple days ago, to now i think its the word of the week. ephemeral or malodorous, its one of the two. >> its still early. we have a couple hours ahead. maybe we can find another one. meanwhile, the florida governor is seizing on a potential weakness in trumps third presidential bid. well show you what he had to say about that, and how he responded to questions about his last name. is it desantis, is it decem...

now, patti ann, you remember, from redeye. she had a way with words. >> good evening, i am sith lord darth hotius. after the discussion of the relative sexiness of the "fox & friends" staff, "the new york times" reported i said brian kilmeade makes me want to puke, i would also like to add that brian is packed and stacked, brother want to thank your mother -- [laughter] like prince said, you are a [bleep]. [applause] >> greg: i think she almost had chris wallaces job. she is still bett...

Underneath. >> she would aim it at doors, she aims it at their doors, my ? >> yeah, better put your [ bleep ] up. so i get this right here. and i put it like this on the bottom. and i barricade it in there. you know what i mean? so i got to barricade this on the bottom of my door so she cant throw [ bleep ] in here. >> one time i got real -- because she threw a meatball i thought it was a piece of [ bleep ]. shut up, girl. my friend said dont worry about it, it wasnt a piece of [ bleep ]. it was...

[ bleep ]. shut up, girl. my friend said dont worry about it, it wasnt a piece of [ bleep ]. it was a meatball. but it looked like a little balled up turd. went right under my bed. i was [ bleep ] mad. >> the lady brought me a tray. >> she is never responsible for what she does. every time we try to put blame. this is what you did. this is the consequences. oh, no. you triggered it. its your fault i am behaving this way. >> she is just something else. for real. >> coming up -- >> this is the lif...

Of my door so she cant throw it in here. one time i got real pissed because she threw a meatball. shut up, girl. my girlfriend said dont worry about it. its just a meatball. it looked like a bald up turd. it looked like it. >> the food was missing off my tray. the food was cold. this is the grab they feed us. this is what we got for lunch. >> shes never responsible for what she does. and every time that we try to put like blame on her, this is what you did, this is why the consequences, shes lik...