Upchuck On News Today

I know what you want. i know what youve been thinking. you should just own up to it. youve been sitting there tonight all through the show thinking yes, yes, this is all fine, maddow. but man, i wish there was some new, even creepier details on that lurid sex scandal involving alabamas handsome 74-year-old governor. its friday. i will not let you down. dirty text messages, open threats, including something rustling in the bushes. also something about a command to bow to the throne. and thats a q...