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[applause] >> i want to go to the libertarian, we know drug addiction is bad but what drives me crazy about the meth thing, meth is already legal, its speed , prescribed to millions of people, adderall, ritalin, saturated in the media everybody that i work with in magazines, they are everywhere and yet were making meth to be the devil. >> a libertarian nightmare, a libertarian would ideally legalize all drugs, the nightmare is using taxpayer money to do that. because i completely agree, if im go...

This week was seven days of lets pretend. it will go on for months justifying so many peoplein who hate you for winning. its like being in a crappy relationship. you stay in it because you wasted your best years. when its over, who will want you now. right, adam? >> now adam schiff tries standup comedy. >> i just flew in from california. long flight. five hours to be exact. whats blue and smells like red paint? blue paint. smells like paint. doesnt it. why did the dinosaur cross the road? anyone...

Tail. this week debate was long and are comfortable. joe biden who chased with a butterfly net. >> the only black american woman who is ever elected, a whole range of people. [laughter] no man has a right to raise a hand to a woman and keep punching out and punching out it and punching out it, i really mean it. >> there is kamala harris a month too late. >> its unfortunate that we have someone on stage who is attempting to be the democratic nominee for president of the united states who during t...

>> prove it in a court of law. greg: the media is clueless as to how life really works. i have been a manager fired when a new boss comes in and i have been the new boss who did the firing. my professional interests coincide with my personal because it reflects well on me when the gg show kicks ass in the ratings every week. the show does great, and so do i. but mostst journalistser in hird anyone but a nanny who they likely hit on until she fled back to sweden. trump the new boss can come aroun...

Thats what makes you seemed like youre on meth. maybe they were when they came up with the slogan. but maybe it worked as a context of the commercial. lets see the ad. >> i am on meth. >> im on meth. >> i am on it to. >> s omi. >> so in my. >> i am on meth. >> meth is not someone elses problem, as everyone insult the coders problem and we mean everyone. >> i am on it. >> i am on it to. [laughter] half a million dollars to watch church ladies and little girls say they are on meth, wait to you see...

And put in the clinics to help people that are on it. >> exactly, thats what i was going to say. >> heres the thing about drug addiction, you dont have to be creative and cool to tell someone drugs are bad. they are already being creative and cool when they got into drugs, so they dont need an ad campaign, meth we are on it, you know what im saying, its simple, youre on meth, the phone number to get help and lets get it done. that is cute and clever. but not a cute and clever thing. >> what abou...

Relationship. what see see is a real sentimental fight. i give credit to the left, they dont back b down and never sto. the self-styled never trump conservatives. i get it, this is not about kissing trumps ass. im a retired green beret and i dont kiss ass. i see it well played. stop laughing. so i see president trump as a combat guy, i see a mutual ally or what he own against the left. these conservative pundits who mock us for supporting what trump does. for years they have with written article...

The atm, i promise. i know that all too well. right, adam? >> and now adam schiff takes the roatakes therorschach *. >> i will show you images. you tell me what you see. >> world series 1989. >> how about this one? >> you are holding it upside wdown. >> all right. >> gene rayburn host of the match game. >> how about this. >> the eiffel tower. >> finally. >> jose canseco dressed as a butterfly. >> adam you are by far the weirdest pay helicopter i have ever treated.

Hillarys team screwed him or hes back again in 2020. i wouldve thought years ago communist would have been laughed off the stage and instead he is welcome. so to all the never trumpers and his election and say deep state, world war, everything, dont believe me, thats the battlefield advantage, we have communist being tickets heres the in the united states. [applause] >> you didnt watch did you? >> of course i did greg, i dont know about communism but we have crazy. ms. harris was going and on ev...

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