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hands are always clucking. they get to say stupid stuff everyday and i get to say stupid everyday on purpose. take the covid lockdown. remember all the small businesses that went under and all the children scarred psychologically and emotionally because they could not socialize with each other. it broke up marriages and ruined what i had with taylor swift. never mind all that stuff because covid taught sunny hosten how to get her groceries delivered. that means it is time for -- ♪...

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>> that is a urinal cake. >> no wonder the tart flavor. andrea you claim to be greek and i have yet to see any proof. what is the point -- isnt this the worst greek yogurt? >> you only put the story in tonights show to piss me off. chobani means good for your lady parts which is troubling -- no, it doesnt. it means gullible. >> i thought that was true. >> the female athletes are upset they cant get their yogurt which is helpful in the olympic village where i hear it is quite the party. >> it is ...

Want you to offend any more people. andrea. >> you need to know that is a urinal cake. >> the tart flavor, wakes me up every morning. andrea you claim to be greek. yet to see any proof. okay, what is the point is? this the worst greek yogurt? >> first you only put the story in tonights show to piss me off. okay. very greekist. chobani means "good for your lady parts." no it doesnt. it means "gullible." >> i thaw that was true. >> female athletes are upset they cant get their yogurt. helpful in t...

good morning and welcome to "early start." im ali velshi. zoraida is off today. >> i like these hours. >> im eating a hot dog this morning. >> i love that about you, ali velshi. im ashleigh banfield. it is 5:01. its the holiday but this fourth of july is less about celebration and more about patience for many americans. and in some cases, even survival. because for six days now there have been many of your fellow countrymen with no power in this extraordinary heat wave. at least 20 peo...

fireworks to start you off on wednesday morning, its lee greenwood, god bless the usa, happy fourth of july to all of you. traditionally today i know and hopefully for many of you, will be filled with barbecues and fireworks. but unfortunately for a lot of people, that is not going to be the case. our "starting point" here this independence day, less about celebration and a lot more about patience, about 1.1 million people all across the country, they are waiting, waiting for the elect...

Your teddy bear. >> no. but i continue to confuse you but he is pretty hairy. >> hes hairy. >> no thats my alpaca. >> no, hes built. he built our bunk beds. he drank mimoseas and he just laughed. >> they did make a mean mimosa. >> go away. >> lets welcome our guests. our guest is so bright, the sun crank calls her at night, liz macdonald -- first time on the show. hes show sharp that nails sleep on a bed of him. its national review kevin williamson, author of a fantastic book, available on amazo...