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To be a teenager again, but those tastes and smells of childhood, they work still. now, youre telling me you were not a big saltwater taffy fan? >> chris: i just remember it was hard to chew. >> anthony: you had braces, remember? so this was probably -- >> chris: i mean, it may have before that. i dont know. i cant remember if i had braces at that point. >> anthony: i dont like candy generally but these have a mystical hold on me. i mean even the color of the wrapper has this weird, you know, li...

Were talking today in 2021. >> thats right. >> i think i would go pistachio or butterscotch. to get them a vanilla guy. vanilla, straight up. we know nothing is worth a bad haircut. you always have good haircuts. but for one tik tok or it left you multum online. it cost me $300 to look like a leap karen. >> i look like im in the pta and drive a minivan. >> its good in that way that w smile and laugh vacantly. i know im going to come up as grouts, but i dont like it. heres what i say. its fate, i...

Now, youre telling me you were not a big saltwater taffy fan? >> chris: i just remember it was hard to chew. >> anthony: you had braces, remember? so this was probably -- >> chris: i mean, it may have before that. i dont know. i cant remember if i had braces at that point. >> anthony: i dont like candy generally but these have a mystical hold on me. i mean even the color of the wrapper has this weird, you know, like, there should be weird music playing in the background -- molasses, i totally re...

Childhood, they work still. now, youre telling me you were not a big saltwater taffy fan? >> chris: i just remember it was hard to chew. >> anthony: you had braces, remember? so this was probably -- >> chris: i mean, it may have before that. i dont know. i cant remember if i had braces at that point. >> anthony: i dont like candy generally but these have a mystical hold on me. i mean even the color of the wrapper has this weird, you know, like, there should be weird music playing in the backgrou...

Those tastes and smells of childhood, they work still. now, youre telling me you were not a big saltwater taffy fan? >> chris: i just remember it was hard to chew. >> anthony: you had braces, remember? so this was probably -- >> chris: i mean, it may have before that. i dont know. i cant remember if i had braces at that point. >> anthony: i dont like candy generally but these have a mystical hold on me. i mean even the color of the wrapper has this weird, you know, like, there should be weird mu...

Those tastes and smells of childhood, they work still. now, youre telling me you were not a big saltwater taffy fan? >> chris: i just remember it was hard to chew. >> anthony: you had braces, remember? so this was probably -- >> chris: i mean, it may have before that. i dont know. i cant remember if i had braces at that point. >> anthony: i dont like candy generally, but these have a mystical hold on me. i mean even the color of the wrapper has this weird, you know, like, there should be weird m...

Not a big saltwater taffy fan? >> chris: i just remember it was hard to chew. >> anthony: you had braces, remember? so this was probably -- >> chris: i mean, it may have before that. i dont know. i cant remember if i had braces at that point. >> anthony: i dont like candy generally but these have a mystical hold on me. i mean even the color of the wrapper has this weird, you know, like, there should be weird music playing in the background -- molasses, i totally remember that. gettin a bunch of ...

Back. hell, i wouldnt even if i could. i sure dont want to ever have to be a teenager again, but those tastes and smells of childhood, they work still. now, youre telling me you were not a big saltwater taffy fan? >> i just remember it was hard to chew. >> you had braces, remember? so this was probably -- >> i mean, it may have before that. i dont know. i cant remember if i had braces at that point. >> i dont like candy generally, but these have a mystical hold on me. i mean even the color of th...

To be a teenager again, but those tastes and smells of childhood, they work still. now, youre telling me you were not a big saltwater taffy fan? >> chris: i just remember it was hard to chew. >> anthony: you had braces, remember? so this was probably -- >> chris: i mean, it may have before that. i dont know. i cant remember if i had braces at that point. >> anthony: i dont like candy generally, but these have a mystical hold on me. i mean even the color of the wrapper has this weird, you know, l...