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Announcement that he appointed a Special Counsel to investigate hunter biden was like a really bad practical joke. Here today to announce the appointment of david weiss as a Special Counsel consistent with the Department Of Justice regulations governs such matters. In keeping with those regulations, i have today notified the designated members of each House Of Congress of the appointment. Laura yes, thats the same david weiss who tried to give hunter that Sweetheart Plea Deal before a smart judg...

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republicans represent an extremism that threatens the very foundations of our republic. theres something dangerous happening in america now. theres an extremist movement that does not share the basic beliefs in our democracy. the maga movement. >> president biden is set to deliver a dire new warning about donald trump as trump, late today, asked the u.s. supreme court to keep him on the ballot in colorado. also tonight, the outrage following the resignation of dr. claudine gay at har...

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at every single stop now, reporters are looking, is he interacting with the crowd? is he take shaking hands, tae -- staying long enough? if youre advanced staff, you have to stay at least an extra 30 minutes to show, hey, he likes people. >> i saw tweets, what pizza is he having? is he talking to voters? do we have a timetable as to when other candidates will jump in? rumors about tim scott, mike pence and others. >> i think tim scott will come in. may 22nd is the date where theyre cir...

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