Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Goodnight, everybody announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers, gwen stefani from the mandalorian, actor Giancarlo Esposito an all new closer look, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers and this is late night. How is everybody doing tonight thats fantastic to hear lets get to the news. Election day is eight days away, which means were just a few short weeks away from the Supreme Court telling us who we elected. President trump tweeted today, quote, the Fake News Media is riding covid, covid, covid all the way to the election, losers. Yeah, youre right even after the election theyll probably run a headline like this scientists in germany have announced that theyve measured the shortest interval of time ever recorded and no surprise here, it was how long trump lasted on 60 minutes. In an interview that aired last night on 60 minutes, President Trump criticized correspondent leslie
Airpods and hope he doesnt shove us into an oncoming train. [ laughter ] even with all this tension, trump has not lost his sense of humor. For instance, this morning he tweeted, we will win. [ laughter ] which is funny. We have a reality show host who will not accept reality. How pleased with himself is Vladimir Putin right now . That 2 million rubles or whatever he put into interfering in the election in 2016 . What a payoff. Might be the greatest investment of all time. Its like he hit the destroy america lotto. Republicans are handling the president with kid gloves, because those are the only gloves that fit him. [ laughter ] i have to say, im less disgusted with our toddlerinchief throwing his oatmeal than i am at the Republican Congress going along with this. The baby is right that oatmeal should go on the wall, hes within his rights to throw it on the wall. We need to let the process of oatmealflinging play out. [ laughter ] only a handful of prominent republicans have acknowled
Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests Bryan Cranston julia garner musical guest, surfaces. And featuring the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy hey you guys hey thank you very much, everybody thank you so much for tuning in welcome to the tonight show. My name is jimmy fallon. Lets get to the news and jokes. Well guys, this weekend in between rounds of golf at his private country club in new jersey, President Trump decided to take coronavirus Financial Aid into his own hands. Listen to this President Trump spent the weekend at his golf resort in new jersey he signed a series of executive orders billed as an end run ar just so were all clear, during a historic pandemic that has crippled the economy, the president of the United States signed four executive orders to help the unemployed from his private country club even Marie Antoinette was like, come on, man
Announcer from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests brian cranston. Julia garner musical guests surfaces. Featuring the legendary roots crew now heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy hey thank you very much, everybody thank you so much for tuning in. Welcome to the tonight show. My name is jimmy fallon. Lets get to the news and jokes. This weekend in between rounds of golf at his private country club in new jersey, President Trump decided to take coronavirus Financial Aid into his own hands. Listen to this. President trump spent the weekend at his golf resort in new jersey he signed a series of executive orders billed as an end run around a Gridlocked Congress jimmy just so were all clear, during a historic pandemic that has crippled the economy the president of the United States signed four executive orders to help the unemployed from his private country club even Marie Antoinette was like, come o
I wonder what prompted the pope to pick up this particular subject, i wonder if he was on twitter and read that just learned that pope francis was a virgin . Send him a direct message if you must. I hope the pope didnt watch the debate last night. Because the democrats engaged in a good deal of tittletattle. Last night in charleston, south carolina. It was a mess of a debate. If you didnt see it, this is what you missed. [ talking simultaneously ] fighting for my [ bleep ] life. Yall killin me with this. Watching the democratic debate right here on cbs. Jimmy i think senator kelly has a shot. Last shot. They were waving their hands in the air like they just dont care. And in a way, it helped moderators keep it moving. A few key debate questions before we start, to save time please answer by raising your hand. Does everyone understand . Great. Did everyone use the bathroom . Does anyone still need to use the bathroom . Senator sanders, youre going to have to hold it. Okay. Would anyone