Former Vice President joe biden widened his delegate lead over senator Bernie Sanders for the democratic nomination. Wow, it is starting to look like biden is going to wander away with this thing. [ laughter ] after a Strong Performance in yesterdays socalled mini tuesday primary, former Vice President joe biden spoke last night from philadelphia and said, quote, tonight we are a step closer to restoring decency, dignity, and honor to the white house. And to anyone who says differently youre full of [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause seth at a press conference seems like mixed messages at a press conference yesterday President Trump encouraged americans to remain calm through the coronavirus outbreak and added it will, quote, go away. I dont know, ive been super calm for three years now and youre still here. [ laughter ] thats right [ cheers and applause thats right, President Trump is encouraging americans to stay calm during the coronavirus outbreak you know, like he alway
Lent . Guillermo weed, jimmy. Jimmy wheat . Did you say wheat . Guillermo no, i said smoking weed. Jimmy i didnt even know you did that. If youre looking for something to give up for the next 40 days. Pope francis has an idea. Hes encouraged us to stop insulting people online. Its a time to give up useless words, gossip, rumors, tittletattle. Im with him on all but the titt titt tittletattle. Please, stop mean tweeting the pope. Send him a direct message if you must. I hope the pope didnt watch the debate last night. Because the democrats engaged in a good deal of tittletattle. This is what you missed. [ talking simultaneously ] fighting for my [ bleep ] life. So tell me [ bleep ]. Watching the democratic debate right here on cbs. Jimmy i think senator kelly has a shot. For a lot of these candidates, it was desperation time. This was their last shot. They were waving their hands in the air like they just dont care. And in a way, it helped moderators keep it moving. A few key debate que
At home. The rock icon talks politics, family, and beauty of workinwith people hes loved for decades. Its friday, october 25th, 2019. Heres todays eye opener, your world in 90 seconds. The wind coming down the canynyon from here, is sounded like a rocket. I could see the whole structures on fire. Im not getting stuck behind that. Thousands flee from californias wildfires. It was outpacing us, and we just couldnt really keep ahead of it. Mike pence weighs in on the nba versus china saga. In silencing free speech, the nba is acting like a wholly owned subsidiary of the authoritarian regime. Reporter the Houston Astros have fired their general manager for a locker room outburst at female reporters. The truth is the comments were inappropriate, and we werent going to tolerate that. Confronted by two young performers at a new york bar. I would to stand four feet from a [ bleep ] rapist and nobodys going to say anything. Attorney general william barr has launched a criminal investigation int
Hinkman and fartman are here tonight on the show. First the king of social media, our tangerine twitter man donald jemimah trump. The whistles are blowing, the witches are hunting but the president keeps going. You can look up his schedule every day. This is it. At 3 15, he signed executive orders on transparency and federal guidance and enforcement. And that was it. [ laughter ] otherwise it was just yelling and tweeting. And touching himself to sean hannity, i guess. [ laughter ] trump is handling this impeachment crisis about as well as you would expect. Which is badly, very, very badly. Definitely woke up on the wrong side of the tanning bed this morning. [ laughter ] he started with the donothing democrats are con artists only looking to hurt the Republican Party and president , the socalled whistleblower, before knowing i was going to release this exact transcript, stated my call with the president was crazy, frightening, completely unrelated to substance, this is a very big lie,
My plan is to move to newfoundland to become mayor of a small but fascinating town. The people of have a new neighbor. One of the oldest motorcycle clubs in the country. And the Small Community making a big statement about plastic bags. These stories plus dildos ready for jimmy kimmel if jimmy kimmel is ready for dildo. Yes, he is. Hes never been more ready for dildo. Right, guillermo . Oh, right, guillermos not here because guillermo is in dildo. Hes leading my advance team. And word on the street in dildo is theres a lot of excitement for his visit. Any sign of guillermo yet . Well, caroline, not yet. Were still waiting around to see. But everyones eyes are peeled for guillermo and thats what everyones talking about too. Theyre wondering where he is, when hes going to arrive. Jimmy thats pretty much what we wonder every day here at work. [ laughter ] its like a tropical storm. Anyway, minutes from now we will check in with guillermo, who is in dil we want to hear all about his first