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He was only 65. he played the perfectly awkward father, danny tanner, on the sitcom "full house". he was found dead in his hotel room at ritz-carlton in orlando on sunday. police say no sign of foul play or drug use. he was the walking epitome of a dad joke. >> a date? >> its a date. >> great. >> i have a date tonight. i have a date tonight. i have a date tonight. i have a date tonight! i have a date tonight. and why not? >> saget also hosted americas funniest home videos from 1989 to 9 7, which...

You expect to get a return on your investment. the thing is john boehner has become a really good investment. i like to say that john boehner is the walking epitome of corporate personhood. hes a corporation mas kwer raiding as -- masquerading as a person. when money goes into the coffers of a politician, its not because people think -- or industries think that the politician is a nice guy or a great guy. when that kind of money goes into a politicians coffer, it is an investment. especially rem...