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President? >> love trees, lets keep many around as we can. most want to marry a tree. marry a tree because marriage didnt work. im going to marry a tree. >> ok, thats right. the warlock assassin himself charlie sheen has been cast to play the president of the united states in the upcoming film " "machete kills". hes getting into the role on twitter. here he is with the films director, you can see the tweet begins my fellow americans. of course, charlies father martin sheen also played the comman...

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