they acquited a 65-year-old man who was charged with sexual assault after pleasuring himself near the water at a beach. but the court ruled that since he wasn t masterbating to a certain person or people, just to a beach, no offense had been committed. well gee since the beach can t be offended this makes sense. this is crazy talk. i love that the law is now at a directional point. we need to worry about what direction this person i think the pervs can handle multi directional master because. masterbation. andy, any thought to the house you bought in sweden? and the key is excellent peripheral vision. they cannot bust you. and it helps to be turned on by large bodies of water. this is disgusting. even though this is in sweden, isn t it somehow president obama s fault? and it is the fault of all men.