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pretend children for one afternoon? >> why dont you tell that pour girl the truth. >> you know? >> our mother tells us everything. >> jesse: here at "primetime" we are trying to figure out why biden keeps lying about the border. last week he said it was completely under control. >> in april alone, mr. president, 170,000 people, migrants apprehended at the border. its a 20-year record. there are 22,000 unaccompanied children in our country right now. thats a record. sounds to most folks...

okay. okay: >> yes. yes. >> oh. >> jesse: certain fashion always makes a comeback and so do certain politicians. >> its one of the most indelible images in modern politics that 2,000 convention kiss. >> jesse: im sorry, we should have had a viewer warning up there. al gore back like a bad fashion trend. we thought we had stuffed him back in the closet. you know, with the moth balls. buff, since biden is in quarantine the networks booked al gore this weekend. the most boring politician ...

mutton. >> maybe you have to lie about the smell of someones new cologne. >> called six panther by owed i odion,illegal in nine countries. >> formidable scent, stipulation the nostrils in a good way. >> you dont want to rock the boat. one day something happens and you just burst. >> i am not like my mother. >> you are and you are like my father. you are also like my mother. you are all the bad things about all of those people but mostly your mother. when we would lie in bed together so...

way in over their heads jetting across the world in their private jets and making your life miserable. and, by the way, they are getting paid and you are paying for it. what are we talking about? joe biden getting elected president and him making his buddy john kerry climate czar. who has been keeping track on what john kerry has been up to? "jesse watters primetime,,." where do we begin? kerry may have blown his chance to be president back in 2004, but its not stopping him from runnin...

that you miss whats really important. thats whats happening right now in america. our president and the rest of the democratic party have their priorities all wrong. in a new fox poll, 41% of the potential voters said inflation is their most important concern. with no other issue even coming close. and if you ask joe biden and the democrats, they will tell you inflation is their top priority. >> and i have said many times tackling inflation is my number one priority. >> jesse: but acti...

prime time tonight. stand facing me, please. that is why you know that i also have very bad sociale anxiety. >> you and me both dont resist .g a wh >> dont you be a white man, then. ohit dont., woke, gets a dui. oh, wow. capital takeover. ng up th i know folks say, oh, theyre just cleaning up this place becaus place be all thosey leaders are coming into town. thats true. because its true. finally makes his bed. >> plufis, weve all made mistakes, especially me. >> if you want forgivenes...

>> i have bad social anxiety. >> you and me both. dont resist. >> your being a white man dont. >> wow, its a dui. [chanting]. >> capital takeover. >> no folks think theyre just cleaning up this place because all those fancy leaders are coming into town. thats true. because its true. >> gavin newsom finally makes his bed. plusb&. >>. [inaudible]. [music] >> weve all made mistakes, especially me. if you want forgiveness you need to be honest and take responsibility for what youve done. g...

Twitter, facebook, youtube we stayed away from those and went to number one in six hours of coming out last friday and it is stated number one. >> jesse: who you beating right now chris mark >> lizzo was number one, billie eilish was number two. big lizzo fan. the people shown up and downloaded anywhere you can download your music and keep us number one. >> jesse: we have the waters window. im not sure what the medical term for this is, but i burn my eyeballs this weekend i went to the beach and...

>> jesse: as long as i can fly to napa and look at allie in the eye, this is my time to shine in court. thanks, brian. were going to stay on this. >> you bet. thanks for having me. >> waters window. so kristi noem is a nice person. much nicer than i am. she brought a gift on set. she got me a cowboy hat. i wasnt going to wear it because i didnt want to mess up my hair during the whole show. i thought it would be the honorable thing to do to rock it for the text messages. lets do this. amy from n...

Mouth and everything goes sideways. >> thats right and probably bit some ears off in that fight too. >> anchor man i have to watch it theres a bear fight at the end of that >> jesse: telestrator mishap in that,:dont be the left testicle. you never want to be the left testicle. >> i always think im being the right >> jesse: just dont shimmy crotch face. >> is my car outside. >> get out of here the shows falling apart. all right, waters window. this is a moral dilemma ive been struggling with. say...