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The Diary adores song lyrics - as does reader David Donaldson, who spotted the following inventive lines, in the style of a famous Andrew Lloyd…

Here whove not been able to leave the islands. im on my way to meet a resident who was born and raised on neighbouring lewis, and luckily, we catch a break in the weather. if it was raining, id be worried. it would be slippery. its good work. fingers crossed, ade, this is where my house is going to be. its a wee bit airy at the moment. wow, thats a doer—upper. it is a wee bit of a doer—upper, but i think you can see why. so this wee piece of land, my granny was born in that house down there,...

Is going to be. its a wee bit airy at the moment. wow, thats a doer—upper. it is a wee bit of a doer—upper, but i think you can see why. so this wee piece of land, my granny was born in that house down there, and this is a very important croft for the family. youll find with people from the hebridean islands, were very proud of where were from. we are scottish but were a wee bit distinct with our own language and culture and identity. the community, you can imagine in a wee village like this...

Wow, thats a doer—upper. it is a wee bit of a doer—upper, but i think you can see why. so this wee piece of land, my granny was born in that house down there, and this is a very important croft for the family. youll find with people from the hebridean islands, were very proud of where were from. we are scottish but were a wee bit distinct with our own language and culture and identity. the community, you can imagine in a wee village like this, is very, very important. were social species, ar...

To find out what its been like for the people living out here whove not been able to leave the islands. im on my way to meet a resident who was born and raised on neighbouring lewis, and luckily, we catch a break in the weather. if it was raining, id be worried. it would be slippery. its good work. fingers crossed, ade, this is where my house is going to be. its a wee bit airy at the moment. wow, thats a doer—upper. it is a wee bit of a doer—upper, but i think you can see why. so this wee pi...

Sympathetic to their right-wing positions -- >> you are politically conservative. >> absolutely. however, i feel that glenn beck revealed himself on -- were not going to spend a lot of time on this but i do want to get this out so people should understand where im coming from. im an equal opportunity abuser. glenn beck on the issue of homosexual marriage is on the wrong side of the issue. and bill oreilly debated it out with him. sarah palin has not mentioned a word about family values since she...