Weird Lighting News Today

It does kind of look like im wearing a toupee there and im in danger of smiling it right off my face. actually, i think we reversed the photos, we got them wrong. anyway, im here to tell the truth. there is no toupee, although i can do this with my hair. what you see are lines because i wont pay more than 16 bucks for a haircut. i have an excellent barber named isaac but when my hair grows out it grows out weirdly. what can i say? as for president obama, maybe its bad angles, weird lighting, pho...