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But first, lets welcome tonights guests. He sells his fans razors in case they prefer suicide. Comedian david o. Back can we go back to angelo real quick . Doesnt he look like a member of kiss without the makeup. All right. Shes such a makeu. They put her on philly cheesesteak. Fox business anchoy cheer Lauren Simonetti has published opinions terrified that minions Fox News Contributor truly are. And finally shes like Barbie Small Blond and as fake hair cut. Fox news contributor kat timpf. All r...

It is true. >> the older i get greg, the more and more i just want to unload on someone with a bamboo pole that happens to be in my. is that important to even get that now? its a piece of bamboo. it was a bamboo.? >> what s it what is 7-eleven. i mean its like i feel like more people have per per square foot more people have been diede have died or been injured in 7-eleven than in vietnam vien duringam the 1970s. so what you do research on that, guess its like docomp how how many videos of these...

Oh, no, those poor guys, theyre going to press charges them for defending themselves and their store from being robbed for a third time.t and that didnt happen. it didnt have stoppedppen it the third time. and theyre right across the street from the police department. and by the way, they the police two previous occasions, and they just couldnt aget therre rigreet froe fast g >> i left. i didnt know that. right across the street, were>e very i was thought about living across the street from the ...

. t and then i pick at the end when the nurse is like, you really te need to sign your form so you can leave the hospital. >> savo my was okay, just pick. and thats how i named through my children pick jim pick. its a great name.ve i started that family names on all three of them. >> thats good. but its like we waited for them. the kid after you. >> but we kind of. we dont know. and now were under the gun. so a lot of gregs out, and ie dont know why. charlie, you. you also have three children. s...

My haircuts. awesome. greg. yeah. >> i dont know. again, didnt even move out of jail, but it didnt even move. yeah, you went like this. is that what was going to, like? like dance in the wind? but its there, man. do you have any information that you can share with us on this hunter biden inquiry? >> well, its a total sham. i mean, theres no ambiguity about it. this guy is a hack. yeah weiss yeah, he did this. we he worked with thed defense tem to come up with this hatchet plan. they tried to pul...

Of all the fishes in the seas, you think videos of pets is as good as it gets? this segment is with you. we hope your furry dreams come true. time to celebrate, my friends. welcome back gregs animal friends, the segment where each guest enthusiastically shares clip. critter >> all right, get it over with. david, you go first. >> well, this is a clip thatst. i brought for my own personal collection. you have a lot of bears bathing. >> yes.. yeahave a lo. and i just relax in in the woods. yeah. yo...

In this bill. what is it, greg? >> no one is above the law. all right. anything else? good evening. people say that all the time. >> its usually about people who are totally above the law. >> exactly. people say that. i hear that every day for something that is so just like, not atfor some all. tons of people are above the law. yeahat all , and most of them are in our government, right. usually if youre if youre a cog in the system, then youre not going to face the samee system penalties undet e...

Challenge you to try it out t. >> see service journalist here you go. you have the hardest job here. you get up in front of an audience and tell jokes that rarely, if ever, land, you.. >> you know, im not one of get those comedians who needs laughter. yo, yo, yo front of an aud, yo.y its like its so need ay and so needy. i get something i admire about you. that way you can go up there, just do an hour and not get a single laugh. im up there. im thinking about western razor. okay, i got it. i got...