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Laughter Whose Campaign has captured americas inability to turn away from spectacular manmade disasters. laughter but at what price as our good friend maximus once said, are you not entertained of course we are. But much like incessant masturbation eventually you feel a deep sense of shame. laughter not enough to stop you from doing it entirely but enough to slow you down a bit and a chance to are tate the video stock all the better. My point is this our incessant trumpgazing has caused us to mi...

Jon welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart. Man do we have a show for you tonight. Our guest tonight our old pal Jake Gyllenhaal will join us in a little bitment an were very excited about that. Chooers plaus. Jon but i did want to recently i we havent been on in the last couple of days we had a little break. But weve been talking a lot about a certain republican president ial candidate. laughter Whose Campaign has captured americas inability to turn away from spectacular manmade disas...

Bit and a chance to are tate the video stock all the better. My point is this our incessant trumpgazing has caused us to miss important nontrump news. Historic deal the Nuclear Agreement that could change the world. The accord agreed to by iran and six world powers is intended on keeping iran from producing a Nuclear Weapon for at least a decade. After 20 months of negotiations. After years of sanctions the president said today that diplomacy had triumphed. Jon oh my god thats such great news un...

Jon welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart. Man do we have a show for you tonight. Our guest tonight our old pal Jake Gyllenhaal will join us in a little bitment an were very excited about that. Chooers plaus. Jon but i did want to recently i we havent been on in the last couple of days we had a little break. But weve been talking a lot about a certain republican president ial candidate. laughter Whose Campaign has captured americas inability to turn away from spectacular manmade disas...

Laughter wasnt really that big a deal am i was brought through the secret white house tunnel entrance at mt. Rushmore. It was a round table meeting with the president , elvis, still alive, minister farrakhan and the area 51 alien. But i remember, we opened with the traditional fall prayer, sukd on the blood of the rightous and took turns [bleep] the replica of the reagan eye socket oh, wait, i should tell you its with a rep i will ka. The real reagan eye socket is kept in the smithsonian and is ...

Fall prayer sukd on the blood of the rightous and took turns [bleep] the replica of the reagan eye socket oh wait i should tell you its with a rep i will ka. The real reagan eye socket is kept in the smithsonian and is only [bleep] on christmas. laughter wow but anyway the wol secret thing pages it sound sinsters but if you guys insist it was a secret. Jon ste wrt was invited into the oval office not once but twice. Secret meetings were they . Well not necessarily secret because it is on the log...

House meetings when he needed media support. Secretly meeting with president obama,. Secret meeting. Had secret meetings. Secretly working together for years. Jon oh [bleep] cheers and applause that i have to tell you this that sounds so much more awesome than what happened. laughter basically the president of the United States called my office and asked twice if i would come to washington and meet with him. And i did. laughter wasnt really that big a deal am i was brought through the secret whi...

Big news from yesterday. The white house taking jon stewart very seriously. Politico is reporting that stewart secretly viingtsed the white house. The president invited stewart to two secret white house meetings when he needed media support. Secretly meeting with president obama,. Secret meeting. Had secret meetings. Secretly working together for years. Jon oh [bleep] cheers and applause that i have to tell you this that sounds so much more awesome than what happened. laughter basically the pres...

All right, all right, were back. The horrible past is the horrible past. What matters now is the possibility of a better future. So much will depend on how much the Catholic Church for lack of a better word atones. Catholic cardinals are rushing to Pope Benedicts defense. Their main target, the New York Times. Jon what . Youre upset about the whole people finding out thing . laughter the coverage of the. Excuse me chuck, im being visited by the demons again. Do we have any. Oh, now the otter is ...

Question was who could do the best job of appealing to the southern conservative voter. Mitt romney, youre the frontrunner. Would you take a shot at it. I went moose hunting. Not moose hunting, elk hunt with friends in montana. Jon actually it wasnt an elk, it was a fawn. We were. laughter . We were at a petting zoo. laughter i didnt want to shoot the damn thing, i just want to be president , thats all i want. And i knew i was going to need one kill on my record but those big brown eyes. I kille...