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>> come and help me. i dont understand. ♪ ♪ >> greg: we all understand. so remove a statue, change a holidays name, congrats, youve tackled the big problems. when a parent loses a child or a child loses a parent, you could tell them hey, i am sorry for your loss, but remember that most of jefferson -- its gone as well pretzel lets call it even. [applause] >> greg: lets welcome tonights guests. he is here to ruin your plans for the apocalypse, author of the great new book, michael shellenberg...