Hovis' Friday diary: 'To come between a woman and food is like sticking your tongue into an electric socket'
Dear Diary, Once again my apologies for not writing last week but the blubbership was in Mum-bye (sadly more of an au revoir than a final goodbye), and as always was too tight-fisted to pay for me to have a secretary. She says that she won’t let me have another laptop after I trashed a […]
Source: horseandhound.co.uk