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Barbecues. >> some were saying beto orourke wants to get rid of barbecue in texas. what do you think of that? >> anybody in the state of texas can commit political suicide by saying that. >> you fill these all the way up with wood, it will burn all night long. the guys get here at 5:00 in the morning. we start getting ready for the day. >> have you ever put a small boy in there, about the size of greg? >> can you close that? >> well, its hard. its hard to do a segment that involves eating. >> es...

>> ted cruz said that beto orourke wants to get rid of barbecue in texas? >> thats got to be a joke. anybody that is anybody in the state of texas can commit political suicide by saying that. we fill these up with wood. my guys get here at 5 a.m. >> you have ever put a small boy in there about the size of greg? >> can you close that? >> [laughing]. >> well, its hard. its hard to do a segment that involves eating. >> especially if you are starving. >> i didnt speak the entire segment. the produce...

>> because it was so dumb. i have kids who tell dumb jokes. thats a dumb joke and not a dumb riddle. >> we were not working. >> you said its too spicy. >> it got caught in my throat. i have a very small throat. >> [laughing]. >> i have issues? i do, greg? okay. >> [laughing]. >> i love the brisket. i let you guys have the sides. you had macaroni and cheese and corn. >> lawrences mother made an excellent corner dessert. >> it was like a sweet pumpkin pie. >> yes. >> but she owns a bakery.

Glass ceiling. >> you are always good for laughs. >> bless your bones. >> do you know you are funny? >> thats an inside joke. an anchor went up to kennedy and said do you know you are funny? >> lou dobbs. >> no, it wasnt lou dobbs! it wasnt lou dobbs. remember the shows that did flash back episodes. i hated that but this is better. >> i just like flash backs. >> is that little chick okay? >> it is duckling. yes, it changed species and blossomed into a beautiful swan. >> is that what they become?...

Jasper. we did a jasper intervention. >> i cant remember how many days i took off and half of those highlights were someone else in the chair. do you take a lot of vacations? >> yes, do you. >> or everyone else on the show doesnt like watching you again. >> i dont think they are bad. i would call them jokes. they make me laugh. >> a joke is different than a riddle. >> corny jokes works better than corny riddles. something about your height. you would make a great professional snowboarder or gymn...