Worst Gift News Today

Her gift always arrived early, to sit beneath the tree, menacing us all.

I would have loved to be doing a recap of the Wade Christmas 2021, but I am writing this on Christmas Eve as my Monday deadline is always Friday. That said, what I can do is run through some of the most excellent gag and (kinda) real gifts I plan to give to my immediate family members tomorrow. Tony

Have you seen Iron Man 2 where Tony Stark gets Pepper Pots a box of strawberries, only to be reminded that strawberries are the only thing she was allergic to?

Everyone has played Dirty Santa - a game where you can steal Christmas gifts. But here's a fun way to turn it up a notch and get your guests really into the holiday spirit!

Everyone has played Dirty Santa - a game where you can steal Christmas gifts. But here's a fun way to turn it up a notch and get your guests really into the holiday spirit!

Everyone has played Dirty Santa - a game where you can steal Christmas gifts. But here's a fun way to turn it up a notch and get your guests really into the holiday spirit!

I’m upset beyond words.

‘It’s Time the Old Rulebook Was Rewritten’: Artist Marianna Simnett on the Virtues of Shocking Imagery and Difficult Art Simnett says artists need to stick to their guns and insist on radicality. Worst Gift (video still, 2017). Courtesy the artist and Matts Gallery. Five years ago, Marianna Simnett was sitting in a doctor’s office with a syringe an inch away from her throat. A surgeon was about to insert a dose of Botox into her neck to lower her voice—a painful procedure, she told me...