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Another multiple choice, by the way. whole foods, thats the grocery store owned by jeff bezos and amazon, is testing a new, not-at-all creepy payment system that scans a part of your bed. what body part will it scan? is it a, your eyes? is it b, your hands? is it c, your feet? jesse? >> im going to guess a, eyes. >> tucker: eyes? jeff bezos is going to look into your eyes when you go to whole foods. is it eyes? >> talk to the hand. >> oh, i know. like a fingerprint. >> use it as a payment method...

Independence." its hard to believe thats real, but it is real. apparently, the u.s. ambassador to zimbabwe signed off on it. he should be recalled for that. meanwhile, back in washington, the state department released a statement praising mugabe for, were quoting, "liberating zimbabwe." this is when you know the executive branch of government is completely out of control. that its being run by bureaucrats who dont care at all who was elected, who are acting out of their left wing agendas without...

This is magness soterland of sweden. my name is carlson, so im allowed to say this. the swedes have no sense of humor. there is not one person in the country with a sense of humor, so that suggests this couldnt be satire, because that word doesnt translate into swedish. >> yeah, thats possible. i dont know, im with you. i know -- i feel like we have got to be getting punked here. we have to be. so, i cant really take this at face value. um, i would say that it fits into the current climate hyste...

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice ceante. >> tucker: sorry, wrong clip. but you get the point. the professor went on to say unfortunately many people might balk at cannibalism. they are too uptight start by eating their own pets. start by eating their own pets. have a cocker spaniel burger for the planet. now, the swedes, we should tell you, are several years ahead of us in the u.s. in their climate consciousness. but we will get there soon. and when we do get there, it will be due...

Just last week, busted a fentanyl smuggling ring seized enough to kill 14 million people. according to him, the vast majority of the drug came from china. china is a police state. they are able to use facial recognition technology to find members of certain ethnic groups and put them in prison, and they do. able to censor the internet for more than a billion people. they have control of what happens within their borders. if china wanted to stop the mass exportation of fentanyl, china could do th...

Using a straw to eating burger. am i part of the problem? in a certain way, yes. the most exciting thing is that we can all be part of the solution. >> tucker: you just heard it. when you use a drinking straw, says saint pete of south bend, you are part of the problem. unless you happen to be pete buttigieg himself and you find yourself at the iowa state fair. in which case you can eat all the meat you want and, yes, you can drink from a plastic straw. watch. >> and there is no long-term plan. >...

>> tucker: judge jeanine pirro. >> good job. >> tucker: you are the winner of tonights show, of a new eric wemple mug. >> who is eric wemple? judge. >> tucker: you are about to find out. we are going to send you our coveted erik wemple mug. >> they handed it to me. >> tucker: go to tuckercarlson.com and get a third. >> your face is on there. >> and jesse, you get a new copy of judge jeanines book. >> i just finished "liars, leakers, and liberals." are you buying it, tucker? >> tucker: we bought ...

You dont know -- give it to me. she doesnt even know. >> judge: no, no, no. wait, no. i said what is the choice? is there a choice? >> jesse: there is no choice. >> judge: you want the answer? >> tucker: here is the question. >> judge: i know the question you want the answer? >> tucker: whats the answer? >> judge: bernie sanders is he a curmudgeon. >> tucker: bernie sanders? was it bernie sanders? >> judge: thats what i just told you. correctly say you have to cut your pills in half yourself. ok...

Your bed. what body part will it scan? is it a your eyes? is it b your hands? is it c your feet? jesse? >> jesse: im going to guess a, eyes. >> tucker: eyes? jeff bezos is going to look into your eyes when you go to whole foods. is it eyes? >> talk to the hand. >> judge: oh, i know. like a fingerprint. >> use it as a payment method in its stores. pretty cool. >> tucker: holly smokes. [buzzer] >> jesse: i thought it was like the clear in the airport. >> tucker: you can be forgiven. jeff bezos got...

Person responsible for that. we are going to go to jeanine. you dont know -- give it to me. she doesnt even know. >> no, no, no. wait, no. >> she was buzzing before she even knew. >> i said, what is the choice? is there a choice? >> there is no choice. >> you want the answer? >> tucker: here is the question. >> i know the question, you want the answer? >> tucker: whats the answer? >> bernie sanders, he is a curmudgeon. >> tucker: bernie sanders? was it bernie sanders? >> thats what i just told y...